Disclaimer: Don't own YGO, duh!


No! The square root of Pi is- Joey Wheeler shouted across the room to his worst enemy, Tristan Taylor.

I don't give a- a graduated cylinder as to what you think, Wheeler! Tristan shouted back.

What are you going to do about it? Joey taunted back at him.

Tristan narrowed his eyes. It's time to pull out the dictionary...

Oh! You are so on, Geek! The blond hissed.

Look who's talking! The brunette with the really bad hair cut shouted back.

Just as they were about to run into each other, each scrambling for the giant, leather-bound dictionary on the teacher's desk, Malik Ishtar, the peace-keeper, stepped inbetween the two teens.

Stop fighting, friends, for Christmas is almost upon us! The Egyptian cried, throwing out his arms as if to embrace them and the Christmas spirit in one giant bear hug. Don't you see? Fighting only clouds the meaning of the holiday! If you only stop your childish fights long enough to understand what I am saying, and what thousands have said before me-

That's great and poetic and all, Malik, but we have a competition to conclude. Now if you would please excuse us... Tristan said matter of factly before Joey and himself promtly turned back to their dictionary.

Why do people always do that to me? Malik wondered.

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Yugi, Yami, and Marik were calmly strolling through the halls of Domino High as if they owned the place, which of course, themselves being as popular as they were, almost did.

Homework's a bitch, Marik sighed as he leaned against his locker. Did you have Mrs. Lorraine yet? She assigned us a 300 word essay due by tomorrow!

No way, Yami said as he pulled open his locker. I have, like, 3 parties to go to this weekend, and if I don't get my homework done, Yugi's grandpa won't let me go!

Yugi just smirked upon hearing this last remark. I knew about the assignment three weeks before. I'm already finished.

So you get to go and I don't?! Yami practically shrieked at him. Yugi just smirked again. Yami glared at his light before deciding to give him the cold shoulder for the next week.

Hey, look at this, Marik said, brandishing a piece of paper in front of his best friend's nose. I think it's meant for both of us, Yami. Listen to this:

Marik & Yami - I know you don't really know who I am all that well, but I was wondering if you guys had plans on Friday night... Call me if you don't!

Duke Devlin.

Just as they had finished reading that, a very heavily made-up boy sporting a jagged black ponytail walked by and winked at them.

Yami said, totally grossed out. I never knew he was gay!

Yeah, well why else would he always be wearing girls' clothing? Said a very amused Yugi. I think you guys should say you're open on Friday... You all would look great as a three-some, he added before walking off to class.

I swear to Ra, Yami fumed, I will kill that little son of a bitch!

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Dalene: Review! ^_^
Taskemus: I'm too tired to write anything more... It's already 9:08 p.m. here! Hi Clarence!!!
Dalene: Right... You do that, Taskemus... o.O