August, 2003.
Island of Death.
Immediately After the Chandelier Fell.
Shawna looked at the struggling mass of bodies, and decided she didn't care. Most unbecoming for a Mary Sue. Wandering around the cave, looking for diamonds, she was surprised. There, amidst a pile of yellow and purple sapphires, lay THE umbrella, and it was staring right back at her.
"Umbrella . . . ."
"Yes," replied the umbrella, standing up. "I remember you."
"And I you! I was dreaming about you the other day."
"Really?"
"About-the day we met."
"And?"
"And I remembered losing you that one night. It was simple torture."
"I thought it would have been more complex torture," the umbrella said softly.
Shawna felt her knees buckle, and she grabbed a large golden statue to keep herself standing. That voice-so.Sexy.
"What is your name?"
"My name," the umbrella continued in that sexy voice, "is Lord Egbert Ethewlwulf Ethelbald Ethlbert Ethelred Alfred Edward Athelstan Edmund Edred Edwy Edgar Canute Harold William Henry Stephen Richard John James Charles George Black London Umbrella XVI, but you may call me Umbrella."
"That's a very dashing name," breathed Shawna. "My name is Shawna, and you may call me Shawna."
"I shall indeed, then, milady Shawna," said the Umbrella, bowing and kissing her hand. "Shall we go?"
"YOU SHALL NOT," Elizabeth said, standing up. "I'm bleeding, and you're philandering with umbrellas! How DARE you, Shawna!"
"You are just jealous of my happiness, Miss Swann," said Shawna scathingly. "You might let us have some peace for once."
"At least rescue me!"
"No."
"I command you, as daughter of Senator Dorris Swann-"
"I thought your father was a guy!" Shawna said.
"He IS, but my grandparents made a mistake, alright? As daughter of Senator Dorris Swann and fiancé of Frederick Norrington-"
"You're engaged to Norrington?" shrieked Will, jumping out of his hiding place. "I thought you loved me! This is a fricking Disney movie. You HAVE to love me."
Elizabeth's lip trembled. She DID love Will, but she realized that she must marry Norrington. There was no other choice.
"My lip trembles as I tell you that I do love you, but I realize I must marry Norrington. There is no other choice."
"Damn you!" Will cried, and he shoved Sparrow into their boat and rowed back out to either the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria.
Shawna grabbed a sack full of gold coins, threw it into the umbrella's arms, grabbed the umbrella, and swam out after the longboat. "WAIT FOR ME!" she cried.
Barbosa and the pirates pushed the chandelier off of themselves, rowed out after them, and-well, there was a great big battle with lots of swords and shooting.
To make a long story short-Elizabeth, Shawna, the Umbrella, Will, and Jack were all captured.
Shawna looked at the struggling mass of bodies, and decided she didn't care. Most unbecoming for a Mary Sue. Wandering around the cave, looking for diamonds, she was surprised. There, amidst a pile of yellow and purple sapphires, lay THE umbrella, and it was staring right back at her.
"Umbrella . . . ."
"Yes," replied the umbrella, standing up. "I remember you."
"And I you! I was dreaming about you the other day."
"Really?"
"About-the day we met."
"And?"
"And I remembered losing you that one night. It was simple torture."
"I thought it would have been more complex torture," the umbrella said softly.
Shawna felt her knees buckle, and she grabbed a large golden statue to keep herself standing. That voice-so.Sexy.
"What is your name?"
"My name," the umbrella continued in that sexy voice, "is Lord Egbert Ethewlwulf Ethelbald Ethlbert Ethelred Alfred Edward Athelstan Edmund Edred Edwy Edgar Canute Harold William Henry Stephen Richard John James Charles George Black London Umbrella XVI, but you may call me Umbrella."
"That's a very dashing name," breathed Shawna. "My name is Shawna, and you may call me Shawna."
"I shall indeed, then, milady Shawna," said the Umbrella, bowing and kissing her hand. "Shall we go?"
"YOU SHALL NOT," Elizabeth said, standing up. "I'm bleeding, and you're philandering with umbrellas! How DARE you, Shawna!"
"You are just jealous of my happiness, Miss Swann," said Shawna scathingly. "You might let us have some peace for once."
"At least rescue me!"
"No."
"I command you, as daughter of Senator Dorris Swann-"
"I thought your father was a guy!" Shawna said.
"He IS, but my grandparents made a mistake, alright? As daughter of Senator Dorris Swann and fiancé of Frederick Norrington-"
"You're engaged to Norrington?" shrieked Will, jumping out of his hiding place. "I thought you loved me! This is a fricking Disney movie. You HAVE to love me."
Elizabeth's lip trembled. She DID love Will, but she realized that she must marry Norrington. There was no other choice.
"My lip trembles as I tell you that I do love you, but I realize I must marry Norrington. There is no other choice."
"Damn you!" Will cried, and he shoved Sparrow into their boat and rowed back out to either the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria.
Shawna grabbed a sack full of gold coins, threw it into the umbrella's arms, grabbed the umbrella, and swam out after the longboat. "WAIT FOR ME!" she cried.
Barbosa and the pirates pushed the chandelier off of themselves, rowed out after them, and-well, there was a great big battle with lots of swords and shooting.
To make a long story short-Elizabeth, Shawna, the Umbrella, Will, and Jack were all captured.