Title:  Size Does Matter!
Author:  purkle dragon goddess
Rating:  R
Pairing(s):  sorry no pairings this round boys and girls...
Spoilers:  Not really as I'm making this one up
Disclaimer:  Don't own, not making money off of, if I did I wouldn't be a wage slave now would I?
Summary:  A new Shen-Gong-Wu is discovered that all the boys want; all the girls want the guy who gets it!

Authoress Notes:  okay so my husband gave me the damn idea all right, oh and special thanks to my son Josh who is doing a big job by being beta for me so I don't screw this up

It was a wonderful day at the monastery, the Xiaolin warriors were attempting to beat another one of Master Fung's trials.  This time they had to pick one out of eight cups, different sizes and shapes.  Why?  They didn't know, but they were attempting to figure out the reasoning.

"Maybe it is to drink out of?" Omi stated.

"Well that would make sense, Omi, but some of the cups have holes in them.  There must be another reason," Raimundo added.

"Well yeah!" Kimiko said, "I'm picking this one."  She picked up the largest cup in front of them; it was oddly shaped but seemingly familiar.  The boys figured what the heck and picked up their own choices.  When Master Fung returned to see how they had done, he asked each why they had picked their cup.  Clay had picked his because it was solid, a strong item in his hand.  Raimundo had chosen his from the others because it was flashy and caught his eye.  Omi had picked up a seemingly small and insignificant looking cup; he said it looked lonely with all the big cups around it.

"Kimiko? Why did you pick that particular cup?" Master Fung asked her. 

"Well it's bigger than the others, is made of a thicker material, and well the shape spoke to something inside of me," was the answer.

"Kimiko, I think you should meditate on the meaning of your words size does not matter in all things."

Later as Kimiko was meditating, there came a call from Dojo the guardian of ancient Shen-Gong-Wu scroll.  "I'm getting a major Shen-Gone-Wu Rash!"  Everyone ran to the Temple where the scroll was kept.  "So which Shen-Gong-Wu is revealing it self this time?" Clay asked.

"Oh this is a big one Master Fung...I don't think the kids are ready for this..." Dojo was attempting to keep the scroll hidden from the innocent eyes of the Xiaolin warriors.  "Umm Master it's the...umm...the..." and he took to whispering into Master Fung's ear, "The Codpiece of Might!"  Master Fung's face lost all color, but he remained calm. 

"You know, I think you're right on this one Dojo...the warriors are not ready for this Shen-Gong-Wu."

"But Master Fung, how shall we ever become the great warriors if we do not accept any challenges the Scrolls send us by wetting our feet with jumping?"

"That's jumping in and getting our feet wet Omi," Raimundo told the young monk.  "So what's the big to do about this one Master?"  "Yea, we can deal with anything thrown our way," Clay and Kimiko, agreed.

"Well students, this is not your average, normal Shen-Gong-Wu. I think you should be able to retrieve it, but I must caution you, it is for adult warriors only.  Do not attempt to use it."   After getting an agreement from the Xiaolin warriors, Dojo head off with them in the direction of The Codpiece of Might.