.hack//SKITS:
Alternate Endings for .hack//SIGN
Introduction
Hot on the heels of my last .hack//SIGN fic (The Difficulties of Writing a .hack//SIGN fic) comes this little gem. I must admit I was quite delighted by the reaction my last fic provoked - Even so when I was encouraged to write some more. Now, I originally planned TDWhsF as a one-off but this encouragement was good enough for me to add more to this. So enjoy!
BTW, Project .Hack owns .hack//SIGN. Not me.
Also, watch out for spoilers......
Romantic Ending:
Tsukusa: Subaru....I think I should tell you this....This may be quite hard on you but......In the real world.....I'm actually a girl.
Subaru: *stunned* I see..... *shrugs* But why should that be a problem?
Tsukusa: Huh?
Subaru: I don't know why you're worried about this.
Tsukusa: What do you mean?
Subaru: Well, in the real world, I'm actually a GUY!!!!
Fanboys: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!! THAT IS JUST SO PLAIN WRONG!!!!!
THE END
Postal Ending
Tsukusa: Oh to hell with it! I'm sick and tired of sprouting so many lines of dialogue! I think it's high time that we all do what REALLY happens in a MMORPG!
Mimiru, Bear, Sora, BT, Crim, Ginkan: *shrugs* Eh....why not
*They all go on a rampage that makes the violence in Ninja Scroll seem feeble by comparison*
THE END
Anti-Climatic Ending:
Tsukusa: At long last, the time of awakening draws near! Soon I will be able to log out!
Aura: *wakes up, yawns, stretches and goes back to sleep. Tsukusa is still stuck in The World*
Tsukusa:.......and then again maybe not
THE END
Ironic Ending:
Tsukusa: At long last, the time of awakening draws near! Soon I will be able to log out!
Aura: *walks past: sleep-walking*
Tsukusa: NO! That's not FAIR!!!!
THE END
Plagiarized Ending:
Aura: What is your name?
Tsukusa: Tsukusa!
Aura: What is your quest?
Tsukusa: To log out of The World!
Aura: What is your favourite colour?
Tsukusa: Blue!
THE END
Crossover Ending:
Bear: Tsukusa! Good news! I've finally found a way for you to log out!
Tsukusa: Really?
Bear: Yeah, I contacted a friend of mine who says she may find a solution
Tsukusa: Oh? Who?
Lain Iwakura: Hi there!
THE END
Eva Ending:
Tsukusa: Hold on, I've just realised something....I don't have to be so hung on the fact that I like The World because there is nothing for me in the real world ....I...I...could....OH MY GOD! I could enjoy the real world and live for the future! I'm going to forget the The World and really START LIVING!!!!!
*Everyone walks in clapping*
Subaru: Congratulations!
Mimiru: Congratulations!
Bear: Congratulations!
BT: Congratulations!
Sora: Congratulations!
Crim: Congratulations!
Ginkan: Congratulations!
Aura: Congratulations!
Maha: Meow!
A20: Congratulations!
Harold Hyuek: Congratulations!
Helba: Congratulations!
Balmung: Congratulations!
Tsukusa: Yay me!
THE END