Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of its characters but I do own Kiken and Yuki. Kimura belongs to a friend of mine.
"One. two. three. seven. ten. THIRTY!!!! Here I come ready or not!" Yuki yelled.
"That's ready or not here I come!!" Goten yelled from the bushes thinking he was smart to correct his alien friend.
"Found you!" Yuki smiled glad he gave himself away. Goten opened his mouth in protest but Yuki had already left to find Trunks, Bra, and Pan. Kiken watched from the sidelines not sure if Yuki had done that trick on purpose. Kiken decided that it was too clever for Yuki to have thought of by herself. As she watched the game continue she easily picked out each of the hiding children as they shifted in their 'perfect' hiding spots. This brought a slight smile to her face and she realized that this was no longer a game of hide and seek but a game of who was the biggest idiot. She sipped on some lemonade puckering her face not used to the sour flavor. It confused her slightly as to why this was considered a refreshing drink. She stretched out and closed her eyes listening to Yuki try to find the other children. The sun felt good against her skin causing her to stretch out curling her tail as she did so.
"Man, the earthlings know how to live a relaxing life." Kiken chuckled to her self; she never thought that she would be able to kick back like she was. She thought that she would be spending the rest of her life with the brainless wonder until the day she died. This was so much better than the 6 years of space travel, disappointments and fights.
Piccolo, Goku and a girl walk up. The girl had a Wolverine shirt, black pants and orange combat boots on. She had dark brown hair with spiky bangs and dark green eyes filled with a troublemaker's energy. She bounded up to Kiken excited to meat the new arrivals she heard so much about.
"Hello! You must be one of Vegeta's friends! Wait… you're a girl? I never knew that female Saiyans existed." The girl said with a hint of sarcasms, something Kiken was not used to picking up on. She sat up and looked at the girl with a dumfounded look before she managed to respond.
"Do you think that Vegeta and Kakaratto can have babies together? No, they need real women to mate with." Kiken answered slightly annoyed that her rest was being interrupted. It had been too long since she was last this relaxed and she didn't want to stop.
"Duh. I'm not an idiot." The girl replied with crossed arms. The girl didn't like the emphasis that Kiken had put on the word real.
"Then why did you…" Kiken stopped talking and laid back down.
"It's called sarcasm. Are female Saiyans that slow?" She asked and that set Kiken ablaze.
"Who the hell do you think you are? What makes you think you are allowed to talk to me like that?" Kiken yelled jumping to her feet.
"I am his girlfriend, Kimura." She said pointing to Piccolo who was trying to stay out of the pointless argument.
"And what good does that do you?" Kiken asked her voice calmer but a fire still in her glowing in her eyes.
"Cause if you try anything these guys will stop you!" She responded hotly getting angry with Kiken's arrogance.
"The Namek would never be able to beat a Saiyan and Kakaratto is a weak failure. That won't do you much good against me." She said cockily making anyone near her remember Vegeta when he first joined them. Piccolo now felt that it was time to enter the argument as well; he would not be insulted like that.
"You…" Piccolo growled clenching his fist.
"Piccolo could kick your ass, and Goku is the strongest man in the universe! He's much stronger than Vegeta!" Kimura yelled mad that this stranger was insulting her friends.
"What does being stronger than Vegeta have to do with it? There have been many that were stronger than him." Kiken responded thinking mainly of Shinde when she said this comment. She was also pretty sure that she and Yuki were on par with everyone here. Goku wanted to stop the pointless bickering before it turned into a fist fight. He was angry at her comments but not mad enough to risk a fight that could destroy the planet.
"Come on you guys, just let it go. She's had a long trip. Let her res"
"Shut up Kakaratto!" Kiken snapped. Piccolo realized what Goku was doing and calmed himself down. He put a hand on Kimura's shoulder and she looked up at him and knew he wanted her to stop.
"Forget it! I don't need any rest! Yuki if you need me I will be in that training room Bulma showed us." Kiken yelled to Yuki who was still looking for the others but it seemed that she stopped looking to make sure that Kiken didn't start a fight.
The three of them watched her go with slightly angry stares. They never thought that they would have to deal with a female Vegeta.
"I don't want to see her PMS… Do they PMS?" Kimura asked trying to crack a joke.
"I hope that that was PMS…" Piccolo mumbled and the trio's mood lightened. They noticed that Yuki was walking over to them and got ready for another possible fight.
"I haven't seen her blow up like that in a long time… maybe its cause of what happened this mourning. First I woke her up at 4 in the morning because I was board and have jet lag. But then I fell asleep on the stairs and she tripped over me at the same time I was having a nightmare so I kicked her in the head as she tried to fly over me. Then I spilt boiling hot coffee on her." Yuki explained.
"Is it a hobby of yours to try to make her mad?" Kimura asked.
"I'm not done yet! She hates coffee too. The smell makes her sick. Next I doused her in ice water. I fell asleep on the floor and she tripped on me again right into Vegeta. He yelled at her. She yelled back. He yelled back."
"I feel bad for Kiken now. If I was stuck on a ship with only her I might go crazy and become a bitch just like her." Kimura commented but Yuki didn't seam to hear her because she was too busy telling her story.
"Yelled back. Then he yelled back, then-"
"Heh, she reminds me a little of son when he was young." Piccolo muttered.
"Then they both started to yell together."
"What do you mean by that?" Goku asked with a slightly pouty face. Piccolo gestured towards the house and started to walk towards it and Kimura was close behind. Goku not wanting to be rude stayed to listen to the pointless story that seamed to have no end.
Trunks, Bra and Pan were still hiding and starting to get impatient making them very easy to spot even for an untrained eye. Yuki did not notice this because she was too wrapped up in her story.
"Then she yelled something back. Then he yelled. and ummm." Yuki continued without knowing that Piccolo and Kimura left. "Oh yeah! Then Kiken threatened to tell everyone about his first girlfriend."
Kimura heard this from the door and so did Piccolo. They looked at each other for a moment and Kimura danced back over. She always liked to know anything that she could tease Vegeta with. Now having the courage to make fun of him was another story. Piccolo followed after her trying to look annoyed but he was curious too. The four kids that were hiding just a few moments before were also running up to her with eager eyes. It was not every day that someone had this kind of information.
"What was that about my dad's first girlfriend?" Trunks asked with curious eyes.
"Yeah Vegeta told me that Bulma was the only women he has ever dated." Goku commented. Yuki seemed to have forgotten her story suddenly when she saw the last three that she had to find right next to her.
"I found you all! He ha I'm good." Yuki rubbed her hands together looking proud of herself.
"Tell us about her." Goten pleaded. Yuki looked at him with confusion.
"Tell you what? I was looking for all of you… Kiken got mad at them so I told them why she was in such a bad mood. What more is there to tell?" Yuki asked innocently. She really did not want to tell them about Vegeta's first girlfriend so was playing dumb, something that came very natural to her.
"I wonder… did she do this all part of some big plan of is she just plain stupid." Pan hissed to Bra. Bra shrugged her shoulders and the two giggled.
"What about Vegeta's first Girlfriend?" Kimura asked anxiously. Yuki noticed Vegeta coming out of the house and smiled evilly.
"Oh yeah! Vegeta's first girlfriend was-"
"Tell them and I'll skin you alive." Vegeta yelled throwing a shoe at her. It hid her square in the forehead and her face went for happy to a frown and tears ready to pour out.
"Vegeta… that hurt…" Yuki said her voice shaking.
"Live with it woman!" Vegeta snapped causing the tears that Yuki tried so hard to hold back fall lose. Her sobs slowly got louder and louder.
"Vegeta that was mean." Goku scolded and Vegeta just shot a glare back at him.
"Alright Alright! Sorry! I'll give you candy if you calm down. And if you never tell anyone that story I will give you ice cream" Vegeta tempted Yuki in the ways he knew best. She was introduced to these earth wonders just last night and was not in love with them.
"Yummy! I love ice cream. What story can't I tell?" Yuki asked with a curious smile.
"Good girl." Vegeta smirked and patted her on the head. The group near by was once again put into shock form Vegeta's strange behavior. Now they were even more curious about this woman he once dated.
"No really Vegeta, tell what? What." Yuki asked eyes dead serious.
"That your nickname is Yuri." Vegeta smirked and her jaw dropped.
"Vegeta!!! You're so mean! Two can play at that game! He has two nicknames! Veggie and-"
"Shut your trap Woman!" Vegeta yelled over her this once again made everyone wonder what the other nickname could be.
"Teddyly bear!" Yuki cheered not caring about Vegeta's threat. Vegeta quickly turned away his face red with embarrassment and anger. He stormed back into the house as everyone broke out into laughter.
"I never would have guessed that would be his nickname." Goku muttered.
"Why does he have that for a nickname? Did his girlfriend give it to him and everyone used it to make fun of him?" Kimura asked.
"No, it was cause of something Kiken said. She said-"
"Yuri, Yuri, Yuri!" Kiken taunted from the air with a big smile on her face. Before she made it to the training room she had run into Vegeta and talked to him for a little. She also watched Vegeta and Yuki fight and was now trying to shut up Yuki.
"Hey! I'm going to get you!" Yuki yelled and flew up at the laughing Kiken. Once again everyone watched the two fly about mostly surprised with Kiken's change in attitude from before. It seamed that Yuki had an odd ability to make angry Saiyans do strange things. Soon the two boys joined in on teasing Yuki as well.
Inside Vegeta was sitting down looking out the window at the four of them as they flew about. He was plotting or ways to get her back for his embarrassment. It had been a long time since he last tried to think of a prank so it was coming slow but soon a light bulb appeared over his head. A maniacal smile appeared on his face and he laughed grinding his fist into his other palm.
"Look out Yuki, here I come." Vegeta laughed.