Disclaimer: Much to my deep regret, none of the characters in this story
belong to me.
A/N: I am a huge Pearl Jam nut, and while listening to "Jeremy" on my way
home from work today I couldn't help but think of Snape lashing out after
the Marauders held him upside down that day. Thus this song was born.

"Severus", as sung by Sirius Black
(to the tune of "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam)
At home, shooting flies down from his bed with his wand
While his parents fought, he hid on the side
And the flies lay in piles of green below
Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
King Severus the wicked...oh, ruled his world...
Severus spoke in class today...

Clearly I remember pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
Ooh, but we unleashed a serpent...
Gnashed his teeth as we showed his underwear...
How can I forget?
And he hit me with a surprise hex
My paw left hurtin'...ooh, dropped wide open
Just like the day...oh, like the day I heard

Daddy didn't give affection, no...
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
King Severus the wicked...oh, ruled his world
Severus spoke in class today...
Try to forget this...try to forget this...
Try to erase this...try to erase this...
From the blackboard...

Severus spoke in class today...
Severus spoke in, spoke in...
Severus spoke in class today...
Woo...
Woooooohhh...spoke in, spoke in...
Woooooohhh...uh huh, uh huh...