Twas_ the night before Christmas and all through the house
All you could hear was Ms. J sleeping with her spouse*
The cats were all tucked in
Because they were napping then

Everyone had been excited for the big day
Except for a strange little woman named Ms. J
Even this strange woman_s cats had been jumping around
At the thought of Christmas sounds

In the middle of the time while everyone was sleeping
A big man came down the chimney with gifts he was keeping
A chew toy and a scratching post
Were some of the presents Ms. J was getting, she would boast

While this big man was coming down the chimney he made much noise
This woke Ms. J in anger and she said,"Its Romulus and Remus again those boys"
She ran into the other room and yelled
But her voice silenced when she saw the gifts the big man held

When Ms. J saw him she shouted for joy
But her voice was silenced again when she looked outside and saw Trey McCoy
She also saw a couple of dogs had cornered one of her cats
Ms. J immediately got her bat

It late for this little kitty
It was like another little body laying dead in New York City
Ms. J starting crying
But Santa and his reindeer got the dogs and finished them off by tying

Ms. J and Santa started talking,
Then I heard a knocking,
A knocking at my chamber door,
Coughed the cat nevermore.

*no cats were harmed in making this story. also ms. j lived happily ever after with santa wink wink (really he made her an elf)*

This story bad you may call
But I_d like to say Merry Christmas and Good Night to All

The * beside spouse at the top was there was you would know what I mean... Ms. J says our Latin book is our spouse and we should sleep with it.... Get it?