René needs to keep Gruber away from the chateau tonight at all costs.

Lieutenant Gruber finds himself responsible for a worse for wear Private Geerhart, and the two of them make some surprising discoveries. Friendship/romance, some humor, some angst.

If one is planning to fall in love, one should avoid brunette Resistance women with deep brown eyes, especially if one is a British agent in disguised as a French policeman with little to no nerve. Michelle/Officer Crabtree

It turns out that Edith does not always believe Rene's excuses...

Rene hold Gruber hostage in the mill, dressed as a hero of the communist resistance. SLASH

In the show, if you remember, Herr Flick invites Helga to come with him to the Gestapo club in Berlin. Since there's nothing in the show about it I thought of writing a story about it...

My 3rd fanfic. A short story, following on from the episode Camp Dance. These are the thoughts of the Colonel, after he has received the news that Hans has been mistaken for a British Airman, and sent to London. Please feel free to comment.

Hans returns to Nouvion, and Maria invites the cafe gang to visit her in Switzerland. My first fanfic. Hope you enjoy it!

After the World War has ended two people met each other one cold November night on the Cainbridge connecting the two parts of Budapest together, but this isn't the only thing the bridge unites...

A stranger appears in Nouvion looking for Madame Fanny, but as always in Nouvion things don’t go as planned. Gruber X OMC Slash. No René bashing. Story is in English, save for some references, but you can go without those. Chapter 2 now up!

My version of what happens after the war is over and when Gruber is about to leave to Spain with the Colonel and Helga. A twist in his plans changes everything to the best he could have ever hoped for.

What if the Allo Allo chracters were in the Gold Coast random idea I had on Holiday

Marriage life is not always a bed of roses, and it is a particularly a difficult life for an exLieutenant and a Lance Corporal..... Read and Review!

These are just some thoughts from a familiar waitress from Cafe Rene about a certain Lieutenant before she was transferred to Switzerland in a First Aid package. Read Review!

When Michelle makes Rene and the staff take part in another of her plans, she leaves the most interesting... beings... to mind the bar. Singing not by Edith, eeping, and drunkeness! One shot!

Michelle's diary of WWII. Starts a few days before she and the gang of the Café meet up.

Michelle's latest scheme causes trouble.Quite cute if you have patience First fic so please read review!

Helga is sent to spy on a certain Lieutenant to discover a secret which can end him up in a work camp. However, when he promises to do anything for her not to tell, she gives a proposal to which he can't say no..... Read and Review!

My first ficlet. The forgotten characters.

Post WW2. Waking up in the Berlin Hospital, Herr Flick finds out that three years of his life are missing from his memory. Someone is out there to get him, and won't stop until they do. READREVIEW!

In order to stop the Resistance, the Germans form a drama club. Herr Flick singing! Harry Potter German version! Please read + review!

The French take the Germans out to a little camping trip.....whilst the Gestapo spies on them! Please Read + Review

This story uses locations and characters from the TV show 'Allo 'Allo!, but it isn't centered around any of the characters. I replaced General Von Klinkerhoffen with my own character, who rescues an American woman from his own troops. Unusual, I know.

The 'Allo 'allo characters and I have a little talk.....Please Read and Review!

Sequel to 'Madness at times'. This is nuttier than the first one. Is Clarence really evil? Had Hermione traveled really too much in the past? Does Bertorelli really like his hat? Find out here!Read + Review!