Bakura- NO!!! TURN BACK FROM THIS INSANITY!!!
Starz- *hits him on back of head* Shut up you baka....
Ryou- If anyone should be yelling its me...
Starz- Don't worry Ryou!!! It could be worse!!!
Ryou- How?
Starz- Ummm....well.... never mind in a few moments its gonna get worse....
Bakura- This could be bad... Oh well! What do I get to destroy!?!?!?!
Starz- This is your first encounter with the TV!!!
Ryou- NOOOOO!!! Not the TV!!!!
Starz- *snicker* Anyway, I own nothing but my wonderful idea!!!
Ryou- *sob*
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@flash back@
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A Day In the Life Of Bakura
Chapter 3- Moving Pictures
Bakura opened his eyes and was greeted by the morning sun. Or should I say afternoon sun? It was about 12:30 and Bakura was just now pulling himself out of bed. He slumped down the stair and tripped half way there. *thud thud thud* Ryou came running out of the living room.
"OH MY GOD!!! Bakura!!! Are you ok?" he asked worriedly.
"I am fine." Bakura said lifting himself off the floor and dusting himself off. He took two steps toward the kitchen and fell on his face again.
"I knew you weren't ok!!!"Ryou exclaimed rushing over to Bakura's side. "Looks like you sprained your ankle.... You ain't going to walk on that for awhile..."
"But....!!! I was gonna go to the mall and terrorize innocents!!!!"
"No terrorizing today!!!" Ryou scolded and help Bakura to the couch. "Here, you watch T.V. I'll be back to check on you." And handed Bakura the remote as he left.
Bakura stared at the long black thing Ryou had handed him. It was cover with buttons... He began randomly pressing them until he hit one that cause the box in the corner to flash on.
"AIEE!!!" he exclaimed as he fell off the couch. Which, in turn, caused Ryou to come running in carrying a pot of what smelled like Ramen.
"What happened!?!?!" he exclaimed.
"I... I made the magic box turn on!!!" Bakura said proudly.
"That is the T.V. Bakura." Ryou explained. "You can watch it." he picked the pot of Ramen back up and carried it back into the kitchen.
Bakura turned his attention back to the T.V. as he stared at it he realized the people were moving. "My Ra... THEY'RE MOVING PICTURES!!!"
"What are you yelling about!?!?!" Ryou called out from the kitchen.
"Nothing" he answered loudly ".... foolish mortal." he added under his breath. He dragged himself up and off the couch and closer to the T.V.
"And that was Mary Sue and Ricky. Mary Sue just proved that the father of her three children was Ricky. He was just hauled away to pay back child support...." the man in the moving picture said. "Now please welcome Bubba and his fiancee Lucy. Now Bubba you have something to tell Lucy, correct?"
A fat man who seemed like he had never used a shower or combed his hair before answered *snort* " Yes, yes I do Jerry." he said and turned to a girl with bleach blonde hair who Bakura thought must be Lucy. "Me and your best friend have been fooling around behind your back."
"YOU WHAT!?!?!?" Lucy screeched. "I SHOULD KILL YOU!!! YOU F*beep* B*beep*!!!!"
"Calm down baby!" Bubba said while scratching himself.
"WHERE IS SHE!?!?!?!" Lucy screamed some more. "BRING HER OUT HERE!!!"
"You heard the lady folks. Here she is, Lucy's childhood friend Sarah." The audience booed as a woman wearing practically no clothing and seemed ready to snap in half on account of her large breasts walked unto the stage. She ran over and kissed Bubba.
"YOU B*beep*!!!! I'LL F*beep* KILL YOU!!!!" the woman called Lucy screamed and grabbed a chair.
"HIT HER WITH THE CHAIR!!!" Bakura was screaming. *WHACK* "YES!!!!"
Ryou came running back in. "What are you talking about?"
"NOW QUICK SEND HER TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!" Bakura screeched at the T.V.
Ryou calmly grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Discovery. "That was a little to much stimulation for you I think..."
"Where did they go?" Bakura said tapping the screen.
"I changed the channel. Hey, I think they're talking about Egypt. You should find that interesting. Now let me finish lunch."
"... Today we are going to talk about how ancient tomb robbers got into the well protected and supposedly cursed tombs."
"It's about time someone gave us credit!!" Bakura said talking to the announcer. "After all they thought we were unbelievably stupid and couldn't use shadow magic..."
"... It is believed that most tomb robbers were believed to mainly steal for malicious intent rather than the need of wealth. We have decided to re-enact how a tomb raid would have gone."
"Malicious intent?" Bakura asked the narrator. "We did it for the treasure. I have no idea what you are talking about."
The screen flashed to what looked liked night time in Egypt. A small group of people ran across the sand towards a pyramid and took a stick with a flattened end and stuck it into the sealed door.
"THAT'S NOT HOW WE DID IT AT ALL!!!! WE USED SHADOW MAGIC!!!!"
The re-enactment continued as the actors ran through the tomb searching for treasure and yelling in a made up language. As they finished the narrator came back onto the screen.
"Most archeologists find it amazing that more tomb robbers were not killed by traps in tombs."
"ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID!?!?!?" Bakura yelled at the screen.
"It is also believed that..." the narrator continued right along.
"I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!!"
"..tomb robbers..."
"Bakura who are you talking to?" Ryou said as he walked in with two bowls of Ramen.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Bakura yelled and blasted the T.V. to bits. A flash of purple light flashed and some small pieces that were left burst into flames. Ryou was so surprised he threw his arms into the air and throwing the Ramen onto the walls behind him. Bakura stood triumphantly over the remains of the T.V. "Look Ryou! I killed the evil man inside the T.V.!!!
"You... You IDIOT!!!!" Ryou yelled.
"Wha?"
"You killed my T.V.!!!" Ryou said dropping to the floor next to it.
"No. Just the man in side of it."
"He wasn't really there!!! He was not in Egypt!! He was probably in his plush house in Hollywood!!!"
"I don't get it...." Bakura said as Ryou caressed a piece of the plastic to his face.
"Just leave me to mourn." Ryou said. Bakura took his cue and limped back to his soul room.
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Starz- I'm sorry Ryou....
Ryou- MY T.V.!!!!
Bakura- It blew up well. ^^
Starz- Yes that it did.
Ryou- My T.V.!!!!! *sob*
Bakura- R&R PLEEZE!!!
Ryou- *cries*
Starz- *hits him on back of head* Shut up you baka....
Ryou- If anyone should be yelling its me...
Starz- Don't worry Ryou!!! It could be worse!!!
Ryou- How?
Starz- Ummm....well.... never mind in a few moments its gonna get worse....
Bakura- This could be bad... Oh well! What do I get to destroy!?!?!?!
Starz- This is your first encounter with the TV!!!
Ryou- NOOOOO!!! Not the TV!!!!
Starz- *snicker* Anyway, I own nothing but my wonderful idea!!!
Ryou- *sob*
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@flash back@
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A Day In the Life Of Bakura
Chapter 3- Moving Pictures
Bakura opened his eyes and was greeted by the morning sun. Or should I say afternoon sun? It was about 12:30 and Bakura was just now pulling himself out of bed. He slumped down the stair and tripped half way there. *thud thud thud* Ryou came running out of the living room.
"OH MY GOD!!! Bakura!!! Are you ok?" he asked worriedly.
"I am fine." Bakura said lifting himself off the floor and dusting himself off. He took two steps toward the kitchen and fell on his face again.
"I knew you weren't ok!!!"Ryou exclaimed rushing over to Bakura's side. "Looks like you sprained your ankle.... You ain't going to walk on that for awhile..."
"But....!!! I was gonna go to the mall and terrorize innocents!!!!"
"No terrorizing today!!!" Ryou scolded and help Bakura to the couch. "Here, you watch T.V. I'll be back to check on you." And handed Bakura the remote as he left.
Bakura stared at the long black thing Ryou had handed him. It was cover with buttons... He began randomly pressing them until he hit one that cause the box in the corner to flash on.
"AIEE!!!" he exclaimed as he fell off the couch. Which, in turn, caused Ryou to come running in carrying a pot of what smelled like Ramen.
"What happened!?!?!" he exclaimed.
"I... I made the magic box turn on!!!" Bakura said proudly.
"That is the T.V. Bakura." Ryou explained. "You can watch it." he picked the pot of Ramen back up and carried it back into the kitchen.
Bakura turned his attention back to the T.V. as he stared at it he realized the people were moving. "My Ra... THEY'RE MOVING PICTURES!!!"
"What are you yelling about!?!?!" Ryou called out from the kitchen.
"Nothing" he answered loudly ".... foolish mortal." he added under his breath. He dragged himself up and off the couch and closer to the T.V.
"And that was Mary Sue and Ricky. Mary Sue just proved that the father of her three children was Ricky. He was just hauled away to pay back child support...." the man in the moving picture said. "Now please welcome Bubba and his fiancee Lucy. Now Bubba you have something to tell Lucy, correct?"
A fat man who seemed like he had never used a shower or combed his hair before answered *snort* " Yes, yes I do Jerry." he said and turned to a girl with bleach blonde hair who Bakura thought must be Lucy. "Me and your best friend have been fooling around behind your back."
"YOU WHAT!?!?!?" Lucy screeched. "I SHOULD KILL YOU!!! YOU F*beep* B*beep*!!!!"
"Calm down baby!" Bubba said while scratching himself.
"WHERE IS SHE!?!?!?!" Lucy screamed some more. "BRING HER OUT HERE!!!"
"You heard the lady folks. Here she is, Lucy's childhood friend Sarah." The audience booed as a woman wearing practically no clothing and seemed ready to snap in half on account of her large breasts walked unto the stage. She ran over and kissed Bubba.
"YOU B*beep*!!!! I'LL F*beep* KILL YOU!!!!" the woman called Lucy screamed and grabbed a chair.
"HIT HER WITH THE CHAIR!!!" Bakura was screaming. *WHACK* "YES!!!!"
Ryou came running back in. "What are you talking about?"
"NOW QUICK SEND HER TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!" Bakura screeched at the T.V.
Ryou calmly grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Discovery. "That was a little to much stimulation for you I think..."
"Where did they go?" Bakura said tapping the screen.
"I changed the channel. Hey, I think they're talking about Egypt. You should find that interesting. Now let me finish lunch."
"... Today we are going to talk about how ancient tomb robbers got into the well protected and supposedly cursed tombs."
"It's about time someone gave us credit!!" Bakura said talking to the announcer. "After all they thought we were unbelievably stupid and couldn't use shadow magic..."
"... It is believed that most tomb robbers were believed to mainly steal for malicious intent rather than the need of wealth. We have decided to re-enact how a tomb raid would have gone."
"Malicious intent?" Bakura asked the narrator. "We did it for the treasure. I have no idea what you are talking about."
The screen flashed to what looked liked night time in Egypt. A small group of people ran across the sand towards a pyramid and took a stick with a flattened end and stuck it into the sealed door.
"THAT'S NOT HOW WE DID IT AT ALL!!!! WE USED SHADOW MAGIC!!!!"
The re-enactment continued as the actors ran through the tomb searching for treasure and yelling in a made up language. As they finished the narrator came back onto the screen.
"Most archeologists find it amazing that more tomb robbers were not killed by traps in tombs."
"ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID!?!?!?" Bakura yelled at the screen.
"It is also believed that..." the narrator continued right along.
"I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!!"
"..tomb robbers..."
"Bakura who are you talking to?" Ryou said as he walked in with two bowls of Ramen.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Bakura yelled and blasted the T.V. to bits. A flash of purple light flashed and some small pieces that were left burst into flames. Ryou was so surprised he threw his arms into the air and throwing the Ramen onto the walls behind him. Bakura stood triumphantly over the remains of the T.V. "Look Ryou! I killed the evil man inside the T.V.!!!
"You... You IDIOT!!!!" Ryou yelled.
"Wha?"
"You killed my T.V.!!!" Ryou said dropping to the floor next to it.
"No. Just the man in side of it."
"He wasn't really there!!! He was not in Egypt!! He was probably in his plush house in Hollywood!!!"
"I don't get it...." Bakura said as Ryou caressed a piece of the plastic to his face.
"Just leave me to mourn." Ryou said. Bakura took his cue and limped back to his soul room.
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Starz- I'm sorry Ryou....
Ryou- MY T.V.!!!!
Bakura- It blew up well. ^^
Starz- Yes that it did.
Ryou- My T.V.!!!!! *sob*
Bakura- R&R PLEEZE!!!
Ryou- *cries*