Starz- Hello everyone!
Bakura- Welcome Back!
Ryou- RUN!! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!
Starz- That was mean Ryou...
Bakura- *tsk tsk* For shame, hikari.
Ryou- YOU KEEP BLOWING MY STUFF UP!!!!
Starz- Good point...
Bakura- Who cares!?!?! What's today?!?!?!
Starz- I'm thinking because I keep blowing up precious things of Ryou's..... that it's Bakura's turn for something bad!!!
Ryou- Really???
Bakura- How could you!?!?!
Ryou- What is it???
Starz- Bakura VS. Modern Sickness(I'm not sure what yet.....It'll just be a mixture of some!)!!!
Ryou- *snickers at Bakura* Starzpen owns nothing but the idea.
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@flash back@
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A Day In the Life Of Bakura
Chapter 4- Why Dose My Nose Itch?
It was a miracle. Simply a miracle. Ryou stood in awe as Bakura came downstairs and into the kitchen fully dressed and BEFORE Ryou had to leave for school!!!! And he didn't even yell at him!!! He didn't look quite awake yet, but he was up and moving and that's what counted. Bakura sat opposite Ryou scratching his nose. "Ryou?" he asked still half asleep.
"Yes?" he answered knowing there had to be a reason for this early rising.
"Why dose my nose itch?" he asked before sneezing.
"Because you had to sneeze obviously..." Ryou said trying not to laugh at the surprised look on Bakura's face when he sneezed.
"Oh, Ra.... MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT!!!!" he yelled running over to the counter and grabbing a towel which he held tightly under his nose.
"No! Your brain isn't leaking out!!!!" Ryou exclaimed trying to calm the ancient spirit down.
"Then what is this!?!?!" he said holding his hand that was covered with green looking slim on it in Ryou's face.
"That's.... that's snot Bakura."
"Snot?" He said looking at it. "Your sure it's not brains??"
"Yes. Yes! Now wash it off it's disgusting!!!" Ryou said shoving his hands under the kitchen faucet. Again a miracle. Bakura did exactly as he was told. Ryou was speechless.
"All done." Bakura said turning away from the sink holding up his hands showing they were clean.... or to prove he hadn't stolen anything Ryou wasn't sure what he was thinking right now. It wasn't until then that he noticed Bakura's face was very red.
"Are you ok?" he asked.
"I dunno." he said blinking like mad. "By Ra! Now my eyes itch!!!!" he said rubbing his eyes like crazy.
"Come with me." Ryou said grabbing Bakura's arm and dragged him into the bathroom. Ryou began digging through the medicine cabinet, earning him some strange looks from Bakura between eye rubs.
"What are you *rub rub* doing?" he asked.
"Looking for the...ah, here it is!" he said turning and holding a long plastic thing with a metal tip. "Put this under your tongue."
"What is it?" Bakura asked eyeing it suspiciously from all angles.
"It's a thermometer." Ryou answered walking out of the bathroom. "I'm gonna call in sick to school today cause you seem really sick." And walked off to find the phone.
"Wait!" Bakura called out half-heartedly. "Now what do I do with it?" He look at it closely maybe....
^Living Room on the Phone^
"Yes..*cough cough* I can't come into today*sniff*.... Alright....Thank you." he said hanging up the phone. "Well that was easy." And walked into the bathroom to find Bakura with a thermometer sticking out of his nose. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" he exclaimed in shock.
"I'm... *cough, cough* using the thermometer." he answered. "The green stuff came from here so I thought that's where it went...."
"It goes in your mouth!!!" Bakura said disinfecting it and shoving it in the yami's mouth. "Now don't talk until it beeps." he said and lead Bakura upstairs to his bedroom. "Get comfy. Your not going anywhere for a few days." Bakura shot him a look of anger at the fact that he couldn't leave as the thermometer went off.
"Here!" bakura said practically throwing it at Ryou. "Take the bloody thing back!! And what do you mean I can't leave!?!?!"
"Well, your temperature is 101.5. Is that normal for a spirit?" Ryou said talking mostly to himself now.
"Are you *cough cough* listening?" Bakura asked as Ryou turned on heel and walked out of the room.
Bakura curled into a ball on his bed. It was very cold. He could hear his hikari rummaging through the bathroom. Suddenly he was very hot. So he threw off his covers and sprawled out over the bed. After a few moments he was extremely cold again. This proceeded for the next 20 minutes before Ryou walked back in with a small vile of what Bakura hoped was a potion of some form.
"Here ya go Bakura!" he said triumphantly. "I found the Night Quill!"
"Night Quill? *Achoo*" he asked eyeing it suspiciously. "What is it?"
"It should help with your fever." he said "And your sickness over all."
"So... It's a magic potion?"
"Well, ummmm.... If that'll make you take it sure!" Ryou said smiling as Bakura downed the medicine.
"This is the most disgusting thing I have EVER drank!!!" he exclaimed gagging on the foul thing.
"Well, of course it's nasty. It's so little kids don't drink too much and get worse or die." Ryou explained calmly as Bakura went through another hot to cold change.
"So you fed me poison!?!?!"
"No! No! It's not poison!"
"YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
"No! Of course I'm not!" Ryou said calming Bakura a bit while thinking 'Well, not at the moment...' and smiled kindly at Bakura. "Don't worry about it. Go back to sleep and you'll be fine when you get up." As soon as he said that the Night-Quill took affect and Bakura went down like a sack of bricks...
~2 hours later~
Bakura rolled over in the bed. He had slept for awhile. He remembered Ryou coming in with the therma-thing and leaving again. He slowly opened his eyes and scanned the room. He came face to face with Yami. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed pressing his back up against the wall.
"Hello to you too, baka tomb robber." Yami said smiling slyly at him.
"W-What are you doing HERE!?!?" Bakura asked.
"Well, I dunno. This is YOUR hallucination, not mine."
"Hallucination? Your not really here?"
"Nope. Or maybe I am? All I know is I'm here to make your life miserable."
"Well, you do that all the time..."
"Good point."
At that moment Bakura noticed the magic nasty tasting potion on the night stand. Yami could do anything to him if he were asleep... or dead. So what did he do? He downed a whole bottle of Night-Quill in one gulp.
"I don't think that was a good idea...." Yami said.
"I dunno tasted pretty good to me..."
"Well, you ARE an idiot..."
"What was that!?!?!"
"You heard me, baka tomb robber!!!"
"I am so kicking your ass!!!!!"
~3 'o' clock~ ^In the kitchen^
"We were worried about you Ryou!" Tea said. "I mean you were fine yesterday..."
"What's wrong with skipping a day guys?" Tristan asked jokingly.
"I told you guys, I'm fine it's Bakura that's sick..."
"Well, should we go visit him???" Yugi asked.
"I dunno hikari. He doesn't like us when he's not sick." Yami said.
"YOU!?!?!" Bakura screeched from the door way that he had just appeared at. "I'LL KILL YOU SO I CAN SLEEP!!!!"
"Bakura!?!?!" Ryou exclaimed as Bakura launched himself at Yami yelling incoherent words as Joey and Tristan pulled him off of the passed out pharaoh. "What's wrong with you!?!?!"
"That bastard took the last bottle of Night-Quill!!!"
"What is he talking about Ryou?" Tea asked.
"I don't know.... Bakura there is more in the cabinet...."
"I drank those."
"All of them!?!?!" Ryou exclaimed.
"Yes." Bakura answered calmly.
"THAT WAS 7 BOTTLES!!!"
"I don't think it's safe to drink that much Night-Quill...." Joey said.
"You'll all pay.... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Bakura yelled freeing himself from Joey and Tristan's grip and throwing random things at the group before passing out in the middle of the kitchen.
"Will... will he be alright?" Tea asked from her hiding place behind Yami's passed out form.
"Ummmmm.... good question...." Joey said.
"I'm not going any where near him for a few hours..." Ryou said staring wide eyed at Bakura's sleeping body.
"Good plan man." Tristan said.
"I think we should leave..." Yugi said.
"That would be wise...." Ryou said as Tristan and Joey hauled Yami out of the house.
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Starz-*phew* That took forever!!!!
Ryou- Yeah it did... but now it's done!!!!
Starz- Good point!!!
Bakura- MORE NIGHT-QUILL!!!!!
Ryou- You had to make him addicted to Night-Quill didn't you?
Starz- Yup.^^
Ryou- *sigh*
Bakura- ight-Quill!!...I mean R&R please!!!!
Bakura- Welcome Back!
Ryou- RUN!! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!
Starz- That was mean Ryou...
Bakura- *tsk tsk* For shame, hikari.
Ryou- YOU KEEP BLOWING MY STUFF UP!!!!
Starz- Good point...
Bakura- Who cares!?!?! What's today?!?!?!
Starz- I'm thinking because I keep blowing up precious things of Ryou's..... that it's Bakura's turn for something bad!!!
Ryou- Really???
Bakura- How could you!?!?!
Ryou- What is it???
Starz- Bakura VS. Modern Sickness(I'm not sure what yet.....It'll just be a mixture of some!)!!!
Ryou- *snickers at Bakura* Starzpen owns nothing but the idea.
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@flash back@
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A Day In the Life Of Bakura
Chapter 4- Why Dose My Nose Itch?
It was a miracle. Simply a miracle. Ryou stood in awe as Bakura came downstairs and into the kitchen fully dressed and BEFORE Ryou had to leave for school!!!! And he didn't even yell at him!!! He didn't look quite awake yet, but he was up and moving and that's what counted. Bakura sat opposite Ryou scratching his nose. "Ryou?" he asked still half asleep.
"Yes?" he answered knowing there had to be a reason for this early rising.
"Why dose my nose itch?" he asked before sneezing.
"Because you had to sneeze obviously..." Ryou said trying not to laugh at the surprised look on Bakura's face when he sneezed.
"Oh, Ra.... MY BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT!!!!" he yelled running over to the counter and grabbing a towel which he held tightly under his nose.
"No! Your brain isn't leaking out!!!!" Ryou exclaimed trying to calm the ancient spirit down.
"Then what is this!?!?!" he said holding his hand that was covered with green looking slim on it in Ryou's face.
"That's.... that's snot Bakura."
"Snot?" He said looking at it. "Your sure it's not brains??"
"Yes. Yes! Now wash it off it's disgusting!!!" Ryou said shoving his hands under the kitchen faucet. Again a miracle. Bakura did exactly as he was told. Ryou was speechless.
"All done." Bakura said turning away from the sink holding up his hands showing they were clean.... or to prove he hadn't stolen anything Ryou wasn't sure what he was thinking right now. It wasn't until then that he noticed Bakura's face was very red.
"Are you ok?" he asked.
"I dunno." he said blinking like mad. "By Ra! Now my eyes itch!!!!" he said rubbing his eyes like crazy.
"Come with me." Ryou said grabbing Bakura's arm and dragged him into the bathroom. Ryou began digging through the medicine cabinet, earning him some strange looks from Bakura between eye rubs.
"What are you *rub rub* doing?" he asked.
"Looking for the...ah, here it is!" he said turning and holding a long plastic thing with a metal tip. "Put this under your tongue."
"What is it?" Bakura asked eyeing it suspiciously from all angles.
"It's a thermometer." Ryou answered walking out of the bathroom. "I'm gonna call in sick to school today cause you seem really sick." And walked off to find the phone.
"Wait!" Bakura called out half-heartedly. "Now what do I do with it?" He look at it closely maybe....
^Living Room on the Phone^
"Yes..*cough cough* I can't come into today*sniff*.... Alright....Thank you." he said hanging up the phone. "Well that was easy." And walked into the bathroom to find Bakura with a thermometer sticking out of his nose. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" he exclaimed in shock.
"I'm... *cough, cough* using the thermometer." he answered. "The green stuff came from here so I thought that's where it went...."
"It goes in your mouth!!!" Bakura said disinfecting it and shoving it in the yami's mouth. "Now don't talk until it beeps." he said and lead Bakura upstairs to his bedroom. "Get comfy. Your not going anywhere for a few days." Bakura shot him a look of anger at the fact that he couldn't leave as the thermometer went off.
"Here!" bakura said practically throwing it at Ryou. "Take the bloody thing back!! And what do you mean I can't leave!?!?!"
"Well, your temperature is 101.5. Is that normal for a spirit?" Ryou said talking mostly to himself now.
"Are you *cough cough* listening?" Bakura asked as Ryou turned on heel and walked out of the room.
Bakura curled into a ball on his bed. It was very cold. He could hear his hikari rummaging through the bathroom. Suddenly he was very hot. So he threw off his covers and sprawled out over the bed. After a few moments he was extremely cold again. This proceeded for the next 20 minutes before Ryou walked back in with a small vile of what Bakura hoped was a potion of some form.
"Here ya go Bakura!" he said triumphantly. "I found the Night Quill!"
"Night Quill? *Achoo*" he asked eyeing it suspiciously. "What is it?"
"It should help with your fever." he said "And your sickness over all."
"So... It's a magic potion?"
"Well, ummmm.... If that'll make you take it sure!" Ryou said smiling as Bakura downed the medicine.
"This is the most disgusting thing I have EVER drank!!!" he exclaimed gagging on the foul thing.
"Well, of course it's nasty. It's so little kids don't drink too much and get worse or die." Ryou explained calmly as Bakura went through another hot to cold change.
"So you fed me poison!?!?!"
"No! No! It's not poison!"
"YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
"No! Of course I'm not!" Ryou said calming Bakura a bit while thinking 'Well, not at the moment...' and smiled kindly at Bakura. "Don't worry about it. Go back to sleep and you'll be fine when you get up." As soon as he said that the Night-Quill took affect and Bakura went down like a sack of bricks...
~2 hours later~
Bakura rolled over in the bed. He had slept for awhile. He remembered Ryou coming in with the therma-thing and leaving again. He slowly opened his eyes and scanned the room. He came face to face with Yami. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed pressing his back up against the wall.
"Hello to you too, baka tomb robber." Yami said smiling slyly at him.
"W-What are you doing HERE!?!?" Bakura asked.
"Well, I dunno. This is YOUR hallucination, not mine."
"Hallucination? Your not really here?"
"Nope. Or maybe I am? All I know is I'm here to make your life miserable."
"Well, you do that all the time..."
"Good point."
At that moment Bakura noticed the magic nasty tasting potion on the night stand. Yami could do anything to him if he were asleep... or dead. So what did he do? He downed a whole bottle of Night-Quill in one gulp.
"I don't think that was a good idea...." Yami said.
"I dunno tasted pretty good to me..."
"Well, you ARE an idiot..."
"What was that!?!?!"
"You heard me, baka tomb robber!!!"
"I am so kicking your ass!!!!!"
~3 'o' clock~ ^In the kitchen^
"We were worried about you Ryou!" Tea said. "I mean you were fine yesterday..."
"What's wrong with skipping a day guys?" Tristan asked jokingly.
"I told you guys, I'm fine it's Bakura that's sick..."
"Well, should we go visit him???" Yugi asked.
"I dunno hikari. He doesn't like us when he's not sick." Yami said.
"YOU!?!?!" Bakura screeched from the door way that he had just appeared at. "I'LL KILL YOU SO I CAN SLEEP!!!!"
"Bakura!?!?!" Ryou exclaimed as Bakura launched himself at Yami yelling incoherent words as Joey and Tristan pulled him off of the passed out pharaoh. "What's wrong with you!?!?!"
"That bastard took the last bottle of Night-Quill!!!"
"What is he talking about Ryou?" Tea asked.
"I don't know.... Bakura there is more in the cabinet...."
"I drank those."
"All of them!?!?!" Ryou exclaimed.
"Yes." Bakura answered calmly.
"THAT WAS 7 BOTTLES!!!"
"I don't think it's safe to drink that much Night-Quill...." Joey said.
"You'll all pay.... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Bakura yelled freeing himself from Joey and Tristan's grip and throwing random things at the group before passing out in the middle of the kitchen.
"Will... will he be alright?" Tea asked from her hiding place behind Yami's passed out form.
"Ummmmm.... good question...." Joey said.
"I'm not going any where near him for a few hours..." Ryou said staring wide eyed at Bakura's sleeping body.
"Good plan man." Tristan said.
"I think we should leave..." Yugi said.
"That would be wise...." Ryou said as Tristan and Joey hauled Yami out of the house.
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Starz-*phew* That took forever!!!!
Ryou- Yeah it did... but now it's done!!!!
Starz- Good point!!!
Bakura- MORE NIGHT-QUILL!!!!!
Ryou- You had to make him addicted to Night-Quill didn't you?
Starz- Yup.^^
Ryou- *sigh*
Bakura- ight-Quill!!...I mean R&R please!!!!