Starz- I return from my quiet little corner!!!!
Ryou- Wheeee!!! Nothing was destroyed last time!!!!
Bakura- *sneeze* Shuddup.... Hey got any Night-Quill?
Starz & Ryou- NO!!!
Bakura- Just asking......Geeze.
Starz- Anyway, today's trial is the chore list!
Ryou- Oh, God....
Bakura- The what?
Starz- I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!
Bakura- FINE IGNORE ME!!!!
Starz- I WILL!!!!
Ryou- *sigh*
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@flash back@
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A Day In the Life Of Bakura
Chapter 5- A List of DOOM!
Ryou stared sadly down at the small piece of paper laying on the kitchen table.
"Tell me what it is again!?!?" Bakura exclaimed happily as he rocked back in forth in his chair across form Ryou.
"Ugh.... It's a chore list." he said as he examined it again.
"And what dose that mean!?!?" he said practically bouncing up and down.
"It's a list of thing I have to do around the house."
"Why did you get a list? You've never gotten a list before!"
"Well usually it means I'm in trouble. I assume it's punishment for destroying the T.V.... Which was you." Ryou said as he glare across the table.
"I GOT YOU IN TROUBLE!!!!" Bakura yelled gleefully before falling out of his chair.
" Well, I feel better now." Ryou said getting up and stepping over the twitching Bakura. "Come on. You got me into this mess and now your gonna help."
"Make me." Bakura said from the floor.
"I know where the Night-Quill is." Ryou responded teasingly.
"Alright! Alright! I'll help!" he yelled as he bounded into the living room after Ryou.
"O.K. first we have to vacuum."
"Vac-uum?" Bakura asked puzzled by the large black thing with a long tube coming off of one side.
"Yes, vacuum." Ryou said as he plugged it in. " It pulls dirt out of the carpet."
"Dirt? In Egypt the carpets WERE dirt...."
"Well in this day and age it's a bad thing." Ryou said as he flipped the switch causing the black thing to make loud noises.
"GAH!!!" Bakura exclaimed in shock. "Your killing it hikari!!!" he yelled as he leaned in to get a closer look at it.
"Bakura!!! NO!!!" Ryou yelled as his yami leaned close to the hose getting his hair caught in it.
"AAAAAAA!!!! It's trying to eat me!!!!!" Bakura yelled as he ran in circles around the room dragging the vacuum cleaner behind him.
~20 minutes later~
Bakura stared hatefully at the beast that had tried to eat his hair. Ryou picked up the list from the floor where he had dropped it as he chased him down. "Alright then, we 'finished' vacuuming..."
"YOU MEAN VACUUMING MY HAIR!!!!!" Bakura yelled.
"Yes. That's what I meant." Ryou said rolling his eyes. "Anyway, let's try dusting that's an easy one."
"What is it?" Bakura asked suspiciously. "Is it going to eat my hair too?"
"No it's not." Ryou said handing Bakura a feather duster. "Here."
"What? Did you kill a bird?" Bakura asked with a confused look on his face.
"No. It's a duster, stupid. You brush it over things and it takes the dust off. Like this." Ryou explained as he dusted a shelf behind him. "See not hard at all."
"I think I can handle that hikari." Bakura said and began dusting the shelf above the one Ryou had done.
"Very good." Ryou commented from where he watched.
"I'm not THAT stupid..." Bakura started to say as the shelf he was dusting fell on his foot. "Ra! That hurt!!" he said hopping around holding his foot.
"Ok, dusting done....*sigh*" Ryou said sarcastically before checking it off the list.
"Hikari! That really hurt!!!" Bakura whined.
"You big baby! What do you think Yami would do if he saw you like this?"
Bakura's face immediately became serious. "He never would. And he'll never hear about it, right?"
"Right, right." Ryou said mentally making a note to tell everyone about it later. "Well, last for today is to mow the lawn."
"Lawn?" Bakura said immediately dropping the tough guy act. "You mean outside right?"
"As you say sometimes 'By Ra! Your not as stupid as I thought.'"
^Outside^
Ryou pushed the green lawn mower out of the garage as Bakura watched with interest. "It's got blades on it." he said with a smile.
"I didn't expect you to miss that one..." Ryou said rolling his eyes.
"Can I try it?" Bakura asked with a evil glint in his eyes.
"Fine. Just try a section of the lawn over there." he said pointing at a section along the sidewalk.
"Alright, alright. Just let me do it!" Bakura said as Ryou started it up. He pushed it along the path that Ryou had pointed out as a group of little children ran by yelling. Bakura being the self-centered person he is though they were yelling and him. And his temper got the better of him and he began chasing them down the sidewalk with the lawn mower.
"BAKURA!!! COME BACK!!!!" Ryou yelled as he noticed him and ran after.
~15 minutes later~
"LET ME GO!!!" Bakura raged.
"NO!!!" Ryou yelled back.
"Hikari.... I wont hurt them. Much. I'll only RIP THERE THROATS OUT!!!!"
Ryou managed to throw Bakura onto the couch. "LISTEN TO ME!?!?!" he yelled. "You will sit here on the couch until I finish mowing the lawn." he hissed angrily. "Understand?"
"S...sure." Bakura said startled by his hikari's behavior. Ryou glared at him over his shoulder before walking back outside to finish the lawn. He glanced around the room and noticed the vacuum in the corner of the room. It seemed to be mocking him from its little sanctuary. "Mock me will you???"
~20 minutes later~
Ryou walked back into the house wiping sweat from his eyes. As his arm pulled away from his face the sight that greeted him sent a chill down his spine. Bakura was sitting on the couch surrounded by utter destruction. It was as if a tornado went through his living room. He noticed pieces of the vacuum in his hair.
"I didn't do it!!!" Bakura yelled disappearing into his soul roomed followed by the sound of Ryou angerly yelling at him.
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Starz- YAY! It's done!!
Ryou- My HOUSE!!!!
Bakura- Hehehehe!!! I got to destroy things!!!!
Ryou- Why do you keep doing that!?!?
Starz- 'Cause I can! R&R PLEEZE!!!
Ryou- Wheeee!!! Nothing was destroyed last time!!!!
Bakura- *sneeze* Shuddup.... Hey got any Night-Quill?
Starz & Ryou- NO!!!
Bakura- Just asking......Geeze.
Starz- Anyway, today's trial is the chore list!
Ryou- Oh, God....
Bakura- The what?
Starz- I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!
Bakura- FINE IGNORE ME!!!!
Starz- I WILL!!!!
Ryou- *sigh*
""- talking
//-Hikari to Yami
/-Yami to Hikari
~time
*actions*
^scene change^
@flash back@
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A Day In the Life Of Bakura
Chapter 5- A List of DOOM!
Ryou stared sadly down at the small piece of paper laying on the kitchen table.
"Tell me what it is again!?!?" Bakura exclaimed happily as he rocked back in forth in his chair across form Ryou.
"Ugh.... It's a chore list." he said as he examined it again.
"And what dose that mean!?!?" he said practically bouncing up and down.
"It's a list of thing I have to do around the house."
"Why did you get a list? You've never gotten a list before!"
"Well usually it means I'm in trouble. I assume it's punishment for destroying the T.V.... Which was you." Ryou said as he glare across the table.
"I GOT YOU IN TROUBLE!!!!" Bakura yelled gleefully before falling out of his chair.
" Well, I feel better now." Ryou said getting up and stepping over the twitching Bakura. "Come on. You got me into this mess and now your gonna help."
"Make me." Bakura said from the floor.
"I know where the Night-Quill is." Ryou responded teasingly.
"Alright! Alright! I'll help!" he yelled as he bounded into the living room after Ryou.
"O.K. first we have to vacuum."
"Vac-uum?" Bakura asked puzzled by the large black thing with a long tube coming off of one side.
"Yes, vacuum." Ryou said as he plugged it in. " It pulls dirt out of the carpet."
"Dirt? In Egypt the carpets WERE dirt...."
"Well in this day and age it's a bad thing." Ryou said as he flipped the switch causing the black thing to make loud noises.
"GAH!!!" Bakura exclaimed in shock. "Your killing it hikari!!!" he yelled as he leaned in to get a closer look at it.
"Bakura!!! NO!!!" Ryou yelled as his yami leaned close to the hose getting his hair caught in it.
"AAAAAAA!!!! It's trying to eat me!!!!!" Bakura yelled as he ran in circles around the room dragging the vacuum cleaner behind him.
~20 minutes later~
Bakura stared hatefully at the beast that had tried to eat his hair. Ryou picked up the list from the floor where he had dropped it as he chased him down. "Alright then, we 'finished' vacuuming..."
"YOU MEAN VACUUMING MY HAIR!!!!!" Bakura yelled.
"Yes. That's what I meant." Ryou said rolling his eyes. "Anyway, let's try dusting that's an easy one."
"What is it?" Bakura asked suspiciously. "Is it going to eat my hair too?"
"No it's not." Ryou said handing Bakura a feather duster. "Here."
"What? Did you kill a bird?" Bakura asked with a confused look on his face.
"No. It's a duster, stupid. You brush it over things and it takes the dust off. Like this." Ryou explained as he dusted a shelf behind him. "See not hard at all."
"I think I can handle that hikari." Bakura said and began dusting the shelf above the one Ryou had done.
"Very good." Ryou commented from where he watched.
"I'm not THAT stupid..." Bakura started to say as the shelf he was dusting fell on his foot. "Ra! That hurt!!" he said hopping around holding his foot.
"Ok, dusting done....*sigh*" Ryou said sarcastically before checking it off the list.
"Hikari! That really hurt!!!" Bakura whined.
"You big baby! What do you think Yami would do if he saw you like this?"
Bakura's face immediately became serious. "He never would. And he'll never hear about it, right?"
"Right, right." Ryou said mentally making a note to tell everyone about it later. "Well, last for today is to mow the lawn."
"Lawn?" Bakura said immediately dropping the tough guy act. "You mean outside right?"
"As you say sometimes 'By Ra! Your not as stupid as I thought.'"
^Outside^
Ryou pushed the green lawn mower out of the garage as Bakura watched with interest. "It's got blades on it." he said with a smile.
"I didn't expect you to miss that one..." Ryou said rolling his eyes.
"Can I try it?" Bakura asked with a evil glint in his eyes.
"Fine. Just try a section of the lawn over there." he said pointing at a section along the sidewalk.
"Alright, alright. Just let me do it!" Bakura said as Ryou started it up. He pushed it along the path that Ryou had pointed out as a group of little children ran by yelling. Bakura being the self-centered person he is though they were yelling and him. And his temper got the better of him and he began chasing them down the sidewalk with the lawn mower.
"BAKURA!!! COME BACK!!!!" Ryou yelled as he noticed him and ran after.
~15 minutes later~
"LET ME GO!!!" Bakura raged.
"NO!!!" Ryou yelled back.
"Hikari.... I wont hurt them. Much. I'll only RIP THERE THROATS OUT!!!!"
Ryou managed to throw Bakura onto the couch. "LISTEN TO ME!?!?!" he yelled. "You will sit here on the couch until I finish mowing the lawn." he hissed angrily. "Understand?"
"S...sure." Bakura said startled by his hikari's behavior. Ryou glared at him over his shoulder before walking back outside to finish the lawn. He glanced around the room and noticed the vacuum in the corner of the room. It seemed to be mocking him from its little sanctuary. "Mock me will you???"
~20 minutes later~
Ryou walked back into the house wiping sweat from his eyes. As his arm pulled away from his face the sight that greeted him sent a chill down his spine. Bakura was sitting on the couch surrounded by utter destruction. It was as if a tornado went through his living room. He noticed pieces of the vacuum in his hair.
"I didn't do it!!!" Bakura yelled disappearing into his soul roomed followed by the sound of Ryou angerly yelling at him.
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Starz- YAY! It's done!!
Ryou- My HOUSE!!!!
Bakura- Hehehehe!!! I got to destroy things!!!!
Ryou- Why do you keep doing that!?!?
Starz- 'Cause I can! R&R PLEEZE!!!