The One That Could have been-Rachel, Ross & Joey
Scene: hallway, continued from before
Rachel: oh my God Ross!
Ross: what did Joey just say?
Charlie: so Ross I'm going to go
Ross: no you stay, now what did Joey just say!
Rachel: (nervous) I don't know, Joey what did you just say?
Joey: I didn't say anything
Ross: you just asked her if she loved you
Joey: oh yea I said that
Ross: so what does that mean?
Joey: Ross it means
Rachel: a joke! It was a joke!
Ross: a joke?
Charlie: oh look at the time I should really go
Ross: just wait Charlie this will just be a minute
Rachel: Ross look we're both really drunk and well I blurted out that I loved him
Ross: (confused) so do you love him?
Rachel: I'm drunk I love everyone (Monica & Chandler enter) oh look its Chandler, God I love you
Chandler: what!
Monica: back off Rach you're clearly out of his league! (They leave)
Ross: so you guys are just drunk?
Rachel: yea pissed!
Ross: Joey are you?
Joey: what she said
Rachel: well I'm going to go throw up now being drunk and all, goodnight
Scene: Joey & Rachel's, they enter
Rachel: oh my God that was close!
Joey: so where were we, oh yea you love me!
Rachel: no I don't I'm drunk
Joey: Rachel!
Rachel: look there's nothing to say so I blurted out that I loved you I was just getting you back for last year when you said it to me
Joey: so you don't love me then?
Rachel: (sad) um no Joey I don't (pause) I don't love you (she goes into her room)
Joey: thank God!
Scene: hallway, Ross & Charlie are there
Ross: so that was crazy
Charlie: yea I am so tired so I'm going to take off
Ross: but what about what I said?
Charlie: I'm guessing you were drunk as well
Ross: no Charlie I don't love you but I'd like to go out with you
Charlie: oh Ross I don't know I mean I kind of
Ross: please!
Charlie: sure we'll give it a try will you call me?
Ross: definitely!
Scene: Monica & Chandler's, Rachel enters
Monica: shouldn't you be over the toilet vomiting right now?
Rachel: I did something stupid last night
Monica: what?
Rachel: I told Joey I loved him
Monica: oh my God!
Rachel: wait it gets worse, Ross heard us and well I had to cover things up so I told him I was just drunk and then Joey was confused so I told him I was drunk as well
Monica: so you aren't drunk?
Rachel: No!
Monica: well maybe this is good
Rachel: good! How is this good?
Monica: because you telling Joey will complicate your friendship then there's the possibility that he won't like you and finally there's Ross
Rachel: Joey loves me and Ross, well we finished years ago so he can't have a problem
Monica: how do you know Joey loves you?
Rachel: hello he told me last year!
Monica: things can change in a year Rach
Scene: Joey & Rachel's, Joey & Chandler are there
Joey: dude I have to talk to you
Chandler: but bay watch is on!
Joey: this is more important
Chandler: you want to miss bay watch, oh my God what's wrong!
Joey: someone told me something, huge, and even though they denied it later I still think its true
Chandler: O.K just two questions, who? And what?
Joey: promise you won't tell your big-mouthed wife
Chandler: well I'll try
Joey: O.K Rachel told me she loved me and then she got scared or something and said she was just drunk
Chandler: well isn't that a good thing, you loved her last year
Joey: that was last year, love doesn't last that long I mean you and Monica, you don't love each other any more
Chandler: sure! So anyways what are you going to do?
Joey: I guess tell her that I don't love her and even if I did love her I couldn't do anything about it because of Ross
Chandler: are you sure you don't love her?
Joey: well not 100% but almost sure
Chandler: maybe you should figure out if you love her 100% (Rachel enters)
Rachel: Chandler can I speak to Joey
Chandler: sure see ya later man (he leaves)
Rachel: Joey remember last night when I told you I loved you and then said I was just drunk
Joey: (lying) I remember it vaguely
Rachel: well I do love you and I wasn't drunk last night, and before you say it I'm not drunk right now
Joey: wow that's a lot to take in
Rachel: well how about I let you take it in and I talk to you later
Scene: coffee house, Ross runs in & sees Joey & Charlie kissing
Ross: Joey is that you?
Joey: (scared) oh hey Ross I was just talking to your friend
Ross: I can't believe you, you knew I liked Charlie and Charlie you knew that he was my friend!
Joey: oh this is the girl you like
Charlie: and this is your friend
Ross: I can't believe you! (He storms out)
Joey: just for the record I did know he liked you but I kind of forgot when we were kissing
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
There'll be one more chapter in the whole Joey, Ross, Rachel thing If its crap review so I can make it better
Scene: hallway, continued from before
Rachel: oh my God Ross!
Ross: what did Joey just say?
Charlie: so Ross I'm going to go
Ross: no you stay, now what did Joey just say!
Rachel: (nervous) I don't know, Joey what did you just say?
Joey: I didn't say anything
Ross: you just asked her if she loved you
Joey: oh yea I said that
Ross: so what does that mean?
Joey: Ross it means
Rachel: a joke! It was a joke!
Ross: a joke?
Charlie: oh look at the time I should really go
Ross: just wait Charlie this will just be a minute
Rachel: Ross look we're both really drunk and well I blurted out that I loved him
Ross: (confused) so do you love him?
Rachel: I'm drunk I love everyone (Monica & Chandler enter) oh look its Chandler, God I love you
Chandler: what!
Monica: back off Rach you're clearly out of his league! (They leave)
Ross: so you guys are just drunk?
Rachel: yea pissed!
Ross: Joey are you?
Joey: what she said
Rachel: well I'm going to go throw up now being drunk and all, goodnight
Scene: Joey & Rachel's, they enter
Rachel: oh my God that was close!
Joey: so where were we, oh yea you love me!
Rachel: no I don't I'm drunk
Joey: Rachel!
Rachel: look there's nothing to say so I blurted out that I loved you I was just getting you back for last year when you said it to me
Joey: so you don't love me then?
Rachel: (sad) um no Joey I don't (pause) I don't love you (she goes into her room)
Joey: thank God!
Scene: hallway, Ross & Charlie are there
Ross: so that was crazy
Charlie: yea I am so tired so I'm going to take off
Ross: but what about what I said?
Charlie: I'm guessing you were drunk as well
Ross: no Charlie I don't love you but I'd like to go out with you
Charlie: oh Ross I don't know I mean I kind of
Ross: please!
Charlie: sure we'll give it a try will you call me?
Ross: definitely!
Scene: Monica & Chandler's, Rachel enters
Monica: shouldn't you be over the toilet vomiting right now?
Rachel: I did something stupid last night
Monica: what?
Rachel: I told Joey I loved him
Monica: oh my God!
Rachel: wait it gets worse, Ross heard us and well I had to cover things up so I told him I was just drunk and then Joey was confused so I told him I was drunk as well
Monica: so you aren't drunk?
Rachel: No!
Monica: well maybe this is good
Rachel: good! How is this good?
Monica: because you telling Joey will complicate your friendship then there's the possibility that he won't like you and finally there's Ross
Rachel: Joey loves me and Ross, well we finished years ago so he can't have a problem
Monica: how do you know Joey loves you?
Rachel: hello he told me last year!
Monica: things can change in a year Rach
Scene: Joey & Rachel's, Joey & Chandler are there
Joey: dude I have to talk to you
Chandler: but bay watch is on!
Joey: this is more important
Chandler: you want to miss bay watch, oh my God what's wrong!
Joey: someone told me something, huge, and even though they denied it later I still think its true
Chandler: O.K just two questions, who? And what?
Joey: promise you won't tell your big-mouthed wife
Chandler: well I'll try
Joey: O.K Rachel told me she loved me and then she got scared or something and said she was just drunk
Chandler: well isn't that a good thing, you loved her last year
Joey: that was last year, love doesn't last that long I mean you and Monica, you don't love each other any more
Chandler: sure! So anyways what are you going to do?
Joey: I guess tell her that I don't love her and even if I did love her I couldn't do anything about it because of Ross
Chandler: are you sure you don't love her?
Joey: well not 100% but almost sure
Chandler: maybe you should figure out if you love her 100% (Rachel enters)
Rachel: Chandler can I speak to Joey
Chandler: sure see ya later man (he leaves)
Rachel: Joey remember last night when I told you I loved you and then said I was just drunk
Joey: (lying) I remember it vaguely
Rachel: well I do love you and I wasn't drunk last night, and before you say it I'm not drunk right now
Joey: wow that's a lot to take in
Rachel: well how about I let you take it in and I talk to you later
Scene: coffee house, Ross runs in & sees Joey & Charlie kissing
Ross: Joey is that you?
Joey: (scared) oh hey Ross I was just talking to your friend
Ross: I can't believe you, you knew I liked Charlie and Charlie you knew that he was my friend!
Joey: oh this is the girl you like
Charlie: and this is your friend
Ross: I can't believe you! (He storms out)
Joey: just for the record I did know he liked you but I kind of forgot when we were kissing
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
There'll be one more chapter in the whole Joey, Ross, Rachel thing If its crap review so I can make it better