The One That Could have been-Joey, Rachel & Ross
Scene: Joey & Rachel's, Ross runs in
Rachel: oh my God Ross what's wrong?
Ross: I just saw Joey kissing Charlie!
Rachel: what!
Ross: believe it, I went into the coffee house to meet Charlie for a date and I came in and saw them kissing
Rachel: Joey & Charlie kissed?
Ross: yea I am so mad at them, well more so at Joey I mean he knew I liked her
Rachel: oh my God Joey kissed Charlie!
Ross: Rach are you O.K?
Rachel: I'm just disappointed for you, not me
Ross: I really liked Charlie and even though I knew she liked Joey a bit so do all of my girlfriends (she looks at him) at the start of the relationship (Joey enters)
Joey: Ross I am so sorry
Rachel: you should be!
Ross: how could you man!
Joey: it was an accident, I never meant for it too happen
Rachel: it's the same with Emma but it did happen and you have to deal with it!
Ross: Rach relax I can fight my own battles
Rachel: I know you can and so can I
Joey: look guys I am sorry to both of you!
Ross: why are you apologising to Rachel?
Rachel: because he obviously realises that I am so disappointed in him for betraying you!
Joey: look Ross please don't be mad
Ross: oh too late I am! I'll see you later Rachel
Joey: Ross what about me?
Ross: just leave me alone Joey! (He leaves)
Rachel: who the hell do you think you are!
Joey: a guy who can be easily forgiven
Rachel: not in my books! How could you, I just told you that I loved you and you go off and cheat on me!
Joey: look that night you told me about your feelings I was trying to score with Charlie, I really like her Rach and then I went into the coffee house and we started talking and we just clicked but I never meant to hurt you or Ross
Rachel: oh so you can apologise after you cheated on me and everything's better is it!
Joey: technically we weren't going out so I didn't cheat on you, technically
Rachel: but we love each other!
Joey: well I never told you I loved you, you just assumed I did
Rachel: so what are you saying?
Joey: Rachel I did love you, so much, but I got over you and that was hard and it's just too hard to love you again but I'll always love you as a friend
Rachel: but I love you
Joey: look its better you hear this now, I know its hard I was in your shoes last year but you get through it and anyways even if I did love you we'd still have to deal with Ross
Rachel: I don't care about Ross I care about you
Joey: no see deep down you'll always care for Ross and with you I can't be second best
Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel enters
Rachel: hi how are you holding up?
Ross: I could be better
Rachel: Ross I have to tell you something because I'd rather you hear it from me than from someone else
Ross: Rachel now's not a great time for these kind of things
Rachel: oh I know but I just have to tell you, I am (pause) I think I'm in love with Joey
Ross: what?
Rachel: I think I'm in love with Joey
Ross: no you either love him or you don't, there's no thinking!
Rachel: oh in that case then I am in love with him
Ross: but you're Rachel and he's Joey
Rachel: yea I realise that
Ross: so have you told him yet?
Rachel: yea I did but he doesn't love me and also I think you should know he said that even if he did love me he wouldn't do anything about it because of you
Ross: he really said that (Charlie enters)
Charlie: hey Ross I, oh Rachel you're here
Ross: could you wait outside for a second?
Charlie: sure but we'll be late for dinner (she leaves)
Rachel: you're going out with her again!
Ross: we're just talking
Rachel: so I guess I'll head home now
Ross: wait Rachel (he kisses her, she doesn't stop him)
Rachel: what was that?
Ross: a test to see if the spark is still there
Rachel: and is it?
Ross: its still there Rach
Rachel: but why did you kiss me?
Ross: I can't fight my feelings
Rachel: oh Ross I don't think we should
Ross: you kissed back, is it still there for you?
Rachel: well Ross its you, I'll always feel something for you
Ross: but Rach I think we should try again, I've been thinking about it for a while now, in fact I even tried to forget about you by dating Charlie but it won't go away
Rachel: what won't go away?
Ross: (holds her hand) my love for you, before you say anything I want you to think about giving us another try for Emma's sake at least
Rachel: but what about Joey?
Ross: the spark is still there for us, your feelings for him will go
Rachel: but until they do you'll go out with me knowing I still like him
Ross: I'll wait till they go, I'll always wait for you
Rachel: God you're right!
Ross: about what?
Rachel: about the spark, its there, it's strong and no matter what we do it'll always be there
Ross: so are we?
Rachel: we're going to give it one heck of a try and this time I know we won't fail (Charlie enters)
Charlie: Ross can we go now?
Ross: no I can't go
Charlie: why not?
Ross: because I'm taken now
Rachel: bye Charlie (she pushes her out) that was easy
Ross: whatever (he kisses her passionately) would you just wait here for a second?
Rachel: O.K (he leaves and comes back in a few minutes later) what's wrong?
Ross: nothings wrong and (nervous) that's why I have to do this (gets down on one knee) Rachel Karen Greene I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?
Rachel: oh my God!
Ross: (in his head) please say yes, please say yes
Rachel: yes! (They kiss) where did you get this ring?
Ross: I bought it when we were going out and I just kept it, I knew I would have to use it some day
Rachel: man you're good at this proposing thing! I love you
Ross: I love you too Rachel Greene Geller
Rachel: it'll be Rachel Geller
Ross: I love you Rachel Geller (they kiss)
ITS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THAT'S IT, THEY END UP HAPPILY MARRIED AND JOEY, WELL HE AND CHARLIE GET TOGETHER REVIEW PLEASE! NEXT WEEK I'LL START MY NEXT ONE WITH MONICA AND CHANDLER SEE YA (
Scene: Joey & Rachel's, Ross runs in
Rachel: oh my God Ross what's wrong?
Ross: I just saw Joey kissing Charlie!
Rachel: what!
Ross: believe it, I went into the coffee house to meet Charlie for a date and I came in and saw them kissing
Rachel: Joey & Charlie kissed?
Ross: yea I am so mad at them, well more so at Joey I mean he knew I liked her
Rachel: oh my God Joey kissed Charlie!
Ross: Rach are you O.K?
Rachel: I'm just disappointed for you, not me
Ross: I really liked Charlie and even though I knew she liked Joey a bit so do all of my girlfriends (she looks at him) at the start of the relationship (Joey enters)
Joey: Ross I am so sorry
Rachel: you should be!
Ross: how could you man!
Joey: it was an accident, I never meant for it too happen
Rachel: it's the same with Emma but it did happen and you have to deal with it!
Ross: Rach relax I can fight my own battles
Rachel: I know you can and so can I
Joey: look guys I am sorry to both of you!
Ross: why are you apologising to Rachel?
Rachel: because he obviously realises that I am so disappointed in him for betraying you!
Joey: look Ross please don't be mad
Ross: oh too late I am! I'll see you later Rachel
Joey: Ross what about me?
Ross: just leave me alone Joey! (He leaves)
Rachel: who the hell do you think you are!
Joey: a guy who can be easily forgiven
Rachel: not in my books! How could you, I just told you that I loved you and you go off and cheat on me!
Joey: look that night you told me about your feelings I was trying to score with Charlie, I really like her Rach and then I went into the coffee house and we started talking and we just clicked but I never meant to hurt you or Ross
Rachel: oh so you can apologise after you cheated on me and everything's better is it!
Joey: technically we weren't going out so I didn't cheat on you, technically
Rachel: but we love each other!
Joey: well I never told you I loved you, you just assumed I did
Rachel: so what are you saying?
Joey: Rachel I did love you, so much, but I got over you and that was hard and it's just too hard to love you again but I'll always love you as a friend
Rachel: but I love you
Joey: look its better you hear this now, I know its hard I was in your shoes last year but you get through it and anyways even if I did love you we'd still have to deal with Ross
Rachel: I don't care about Ross I care about you
Joey: no see deep down you'll always care for Ross and with you I can't be second best
Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel enters
Rachel: hi how are you holding up?
Ross: I could be better
Rachel: Ross I have to tell you something because I'd rather you hear it from me than from someone else
Ross: Rachel now's not a great time for these kind of things
Rachel: oh I know but I just have to tell you, I am (pause) I think I'm in love with Joey
Ross: what?
Rachel: I think I'm in love with Joey
Ross: no you either love him or you don't, there's no thinking!
Rachel: oh in that case then I am in love with him
Ross: but you're Rachel and he's Joey
Rachel: yea I realise that
Ross: so have you told him yet?
Rachel: yea I did but he doesn't love me and also I think you should know he said that even if he did love me he wouldn't do anything about it because of you
Ross: he really said that (Charlie enters)
Charlie: hey Ross I, oh Rachel you're here
Ross: could you wait outside for a second?
Charlie: sure but we'll be late for dinner (she leaves)
Rachel: you're going out with her again!
Ross: we're just talking
Rachel: so I guess I'll head home now
Ross: wait Rachel (he kisses her, she doesn't stop him)
Rachel: what was that?
Ross: a test to see if the spark is still there
Rachel: and is it?
Ross: its still there Rach
Rachel: but why did you kiss me?
Ross: I can't fight my feelings
Rachel: oh Ross I don't think we should
Ross: you kissed back, is it still there for you?
Rachel: well Ross its you, I'll always feel something for you
Ross: but Rach I think we should try again, I've been thinking about it for a while now, in fact I even tried to forget about you by dating Charlie but it won't go away
Rachel: what won't go away?
Ross: (holds her hand) my love for you, before you say anything I want you to think about giving us another try for Emma's sake at least
Rachel: but what about Joey?
Ross: the spark is still there for us, your feelings for him will go
Rachel: but until they do you'll go out with me knowing I still like him
Ross: I'll wait till they go, I'll always wait for you
Rachel: God you're right!
Ross: about what?
Rachel: about the spark, its there, it's strong and no matter what we do it'll always be there
Ross: so are we?
Rachel: we're going to give it one heck of a try and this time I know we won't fail (Charlie enters)
Charlie: Ross can we go now?
Ross: no I can't go
Charlie: why not?
Ross: because I'm taken now
Rachel: bye Charlie (she pushes her out) that was easy
Ross: whatever (he kisses her passionately) would you just wait here for a second?
Rachel: O.K (he leaves and comes back in a few minutes later) what's wrong?
Ross: nothings wrong and (nervous) that's why I have to do this (gets down on one knee) Rachel Karen Greene I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?
Rachel: oh my God!
Ross: (in his head) please say yes, please say yes
Rachel: yes! (They kiss) where did you get this ring?
Ross: I bought it when we were going out and I just kept it, I knew I would have to use it some day
Rachel: man you're good at this proposing thing! I love you
Ross: I love you too Rachel Greene Geller
Rachel: it'll be Rachel Geller
Ross: I love you Rachel Geller (they kiss)
ITS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THAT'S IT, THEY END UP HAPPILY MARRIED AND JOEY, WELL HE AND CHARLIE GET TOGETHER REVIEW PLEASE! NEXT WEEK I'LL START MY NEXT ONE WITH MONICA AND CHANDLER SEE YA (