Zagga: Ok, first chapter of my new story, hopefully after the pervertion
and nonsensical babble speak I did at school today. I should be able to
make a good fic!
Froglop: that's what you always say!
Zagga: nah ah, that's the first time!
Froglop: HISS!!_()
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DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!: HISS!!!!_() I am the disclaimer! *turns into a perfume bottle filled with donkey poop* AHH!!! I DON'T OWN THE DISCLAIMER!!!!*turns into a light bulb* -__-''' fine, I don't own anything! *stays the same* dang!
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ah was a day like any other except donkeys were flying over head, so Kirby ignored it.
Kirby: damn DONKEYS!!! *waves fist at them*
Donkeys get angry!
Kirby: ()_()!!! AHHH ITS POOPING DONKEY!!! *Kirby runs under the closest rock he can see* hehe *donkey poop is attracted to rocks* ()_()!
Donkey poop: GET HIM!
But before the donkey poop hit the ground thy turned into strawberry- flavoured plushie peach
Kirby: stupid donkeys! *donkeys look evil like at him!* umm sorry. wrong donkeys!
Donkeys turn into palm trees.
Kirby: hmm most donkeys do that
Author: no they don't!
Froglop: MEOW!
Kirby: YOUS 2 GET OUT OF MY STORY!! Shoo!! *waves them out*
Yoshi, kirby's friend. Walks up to him!
Yoshi: hello you insignificant little puff mellow!
Kirby: STOP TEASING!! IM TELLING! *runs to a post box and cries to it*
Post box: DID YOU HUR- *post boxes cant talk, theyre not even real.*looks suspicious**
Yoshi: hmm, anyway look what I found! You stupid head!
Reveals a furry spoon
Kirby: *sweat dropd* -_-' uh. yoshi.
Yoshi: yes you oil toping ice cream flavour?
Kirby:-_-' GRR!!!! THAT'S NOT PRECIOUS ITS LEFT OVER GUASPATCHO!!
Yoshi: *covers the spoons ears and hugs it* don't listen to him boy, YOU BIG BULLEY!!!!!!
Kirby: o_O HISS!!!! *swallows yoshi* YAY IVE GOT TONGUE POWER!!!
Cheese: *a piece of cheese walks by and says hello* hello
Kirby:*swallows cheese* hmm the spoon! *swallows spoon!* MUAHAHAHA
Kirby turned into a FLYING MONKEY SPOON OF DEATH!! Reproducer. to a lesser extent he's not really important in this story crossover.
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in the other side of the neighbourhood. yes dreamland is just a hop, skip and a jump from the were the ff7 team. the retired ff7 team live. Only cloud yuffie and barret survive.
Barret: *sitting in his sailor suit, barret now talks like an old fool* NURSE!! I want my laxative!
Nurse: but you just had one!
Barret: oh. *smiles wickedly* hehe. never mind. *stink lines omit from barret.*
Nurse: ill get the diaper!
Barret: hehe
Cloud: WHAT WAS THAT!!! S-S-SPEAK UP!
Barret: I JUST POOPED MY PANTS!!!!!!
Cloud: WAT!!!!!!!
Barret: I- POOPED-MY-PANTS!!!!
Cloud: YOUS SCOOPED YOUR ANTS!!!???????
Barret: I-P-O-O-P-E-D-M-Y-P-A-N-T-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: QUITE YOUL WAKE UP THE YUFFIE!! *they have revealed that yuffie isn't a boy or girl, but a thing*
Yuffie: WHAT!!!!! NURSE!!!!! I NEED A SPONGE BATH!!
Nurse: _()! NOT AGAIN!!
Barret: WHERES MY LAXATIVE!!!!!
Nurse: I TOLD YOU!!!!
Barret: hehe. never.. mind.
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1st chapter done, YAY!!!!! R&R if I should cont.
froglop: HISS!!!!
Froglop: that's what you always say!
Zagga: nah ah, that's the first time!
Froglop: HISS!!_()
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!: HISS!!!!_() I am the disclaimer! *turns into a perfume bottle filled with donkey poop* AHH!!! I DON'T OWN THE DISCLAIMER!!!!*turns into a light bulb* -__-''' fine, I don't own anything! *stays the same* dang!
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
ah was a day like any other except donkeys were flying over head, so Kirby ignored it.
Kirby: damn DONKEYS!!! *waves fist at them*
Donkeys get angry!
Kirby: ()_()!!! AHHH ITS POOPING DONKEY!!! *Kirby runs under the closest rock he can see* hehe *donkey poop is attracted to rocks* ()_()!
Donkey poop: GET HIM!
But before the donkey poop hit the ground thy turned into strawberry- flavoured plushie peach
Kirby: stupid donkeys! *donkeys look evil like at him!* umm sorry. wrong donkeys!
Donkeys turn into palm trees.
Kirby: hmm most donkeys do that
Author: no they don't!
Froglop: MEOW!
Kirby: YOUS 2 GET OUT OF MY STORY!! Shoo!! *waves them out*
Yoshi, kirby's friend. Walks up to him!
Yoshi: hello you insignificant little puff mellow!
Kirby: STOP TEASING!! IM TELLING! *runs to a post box and cries to it*
Post box: DID YOU HUR- *post boxes cant talk, theyre not even real.*looks suspicious**
Yoshi: hmm, anyway look what I found! You stupid head!
Reveals a furry spoon
Kirby: *sweat dropd* -_-' uh. yoshi.
Yoshi: yes you oil toping ice cream flavour?
Kirby:-_-' GRR!!!! THAT'S NOT PRECIOUS ITS LEFT OVER GUASPATCHO!!
Yoshi: *covers the spoons ears and hugs it* don't listen to him boy, YOU BIG BULLEY!!!!!!
Kirby: o_O HISS!!!! *swallows yoshi* YAY IVE GOT TONGUE POWER!!!
Cheese: *a piece of cheese walks by and says hello* hello
Kirby:*swallows cheese* hmm the spoon! *swallows spoon!* MUAHAHAHA
Kirby turned into a FLYING MONKEY SPOON OF DEATH!! Reproducer. to a lesser extent he's not really important in this story crossover.
~()~()~()~()~()~()~()~()
in the other side of the neighbourhood. yes dreamland is just a hop, skip and a jump from the were the ff7 team. the retired ff7 team live. Only cloud yuffie and barret survive.
Barret: *sitting in his sailor suit, barret now talks like an old fool* NURSE!! I want my laxative!
Nurse: but you just had one!
Barret: oh. *smiles wickedly* hehe. never mind. *stink lines omit from barret.*
Nurse: ill get the diaper!
Barret: hehe
Cloud: WHAT WAS THAT!!! S-S-SPEAK UP!
Barret: I JUST POOPED MY PANTS!!!!!!
Cloud: WAT!!!!!!!
Barret: I- POOPED-MY-PANTS!!!!
Cloud: YOUS SCOOPED YOUR ANTS!!!???????
Barret: I-P-O-O-P-E-D-M-Y-P-A-N-T-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: QUITE YOUL WAKE UP THE YUFFIE!! *they have revealed that yuffie isn't a boy or girl, but a thing*
Yuffie: WHAT!!!!! NURSE!!!!! I NEED A SPONGE BATH!!
Nurse: _()! NOT AGAIN!!
Barret: WHERES MY LAXATIVE!!!!!
Nurse: I TOLD YOU!!!!
Barret: hehe. never.. mind.
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1st chapter done, YAY!!!!! R&R if I should cont.
froglop: HISS!!!!