Quick Change
Summary: It is like that Whose Line is it Anyway? game, except, I flip through my book, and take random lines from the story, and change them.
A/n I'm gonna do this in chapters, but they will be sets of 10 lines, all right? Right.
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Introduction: Welcome, the rules of the game are simple. In order to dispose of the bomb implanted in your body -----
Ooops, wrong one.
(A throat clears). Welcome. The rules of THIS game are simple: Everytime you hear the word 'Change!', you must change what you said into something more amusing. Got that?
All Lord of the Rings characters: (nod and agree).
Good.
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Line 1: 'Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky.'
Change!
'Why the hell the Elves only get three rings?'
Change!
'Elven-Kings get all the rings!'
Change!
'Ooh, shiny!'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 2 (page 25, said by Gandalf): 'How bring your garden looks!'
Change!
'What the hell is that brown patch in your yard?'
Change!
'How long has it been since you watered your garden?'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 3(action, page 236): They all listened while Elrond in his clear voice spoke of Sauron and the Rings of Power.
Change!
They all painted each other's nails while Elrond bored them near death.
Change!
They all had burping contests whle Elrond slept.
Change!
They all began to wrestling, while Elrond refereed.
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Line 4(page 281, said by Gnadalf): 'His arm has grown long.'
Change!
'Hey, that tickles!'
Chnage!
'His arm has been set fire to.'
Line 5(said by Legolas, on page 571): 'I will come, if I have the fortune.'
Change!
'I will run away, to save my own ass.'
Change!
'I will go, but you must frag me there, kicking and screaming.'
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Line 6(action, page 378) Legolas laid down his paddle and took up the bow that he had brought from Lorien.
Change!
Legolas smacked that Orc silly with his paddle.
Change!
Legolas paddled for his life.
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Line 7(Aragorn, page 406) 'Have Orcs been here?'
Change!
'Has the Pizza Hut guy been here?'
Change!
'Has the guy refilled the vending machines yet?'
~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 8(action, page 406): Now they laid Boromir in the middle of the boat that was to bear him away.
Change!
Now they threw Boromir's corpse into the water after taking everything from his pockets.
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Line 9(Sam, page 693): 'I'm going to wake him up.'
Change!
'I'm going to smack him silly.'
Change!
'I'm going to leave him here.'
~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 10(action, page 610): He took his master's hand and bent over it.
Change!
He took his master's hand and broke his fingers.
Change!
He took his master's hand, and smacked him silly with it.
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A/N Ok, my first set. You can submit lines and stuff, if you want to.
Summary: It is like that Whose Line is it Anyway? game, except, I flip through my book, and take random lines from the story, and change them.
A/n I'm gonna do this in chapters, but they will be sets of 10 lines, all right? Right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Introduction: Welcome, the rules of the game are simple. In order to dispose of the bomb implanted in your body -----
Ooops, wrong one.
(A throat clears). Welcome. The rules of THIS game are simple: Everytime you hear the word 'Change!', you must change what you said into something more amusing. Got that?
All Lord of the Rings characters: (nod and agree).
Good.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Line 1: 'Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky.'
Change!
'Why the hell the Elves only get three rings?'
Change!
'Elven-Kings get all the rings!'
Change!
'Ooh, shiny!'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 2 (page 25, said by Gandalf): 'How bring your garden looks!'
Change!
'What the hell is that brown patch in your yard?'
Change!
'How long has it been since you watered your garden?'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 3(action, page 236): They all listened while Elrond in his clear voice spoke of Sauron and the Rings of Power.
Change!
They all painted each other's nails while Elrond bored them near death.
Change!
They all had burping contests whle Elrond slept.
Change!
They all began to wrestling, while Elrond refereed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 4(page 281, said by Gnadalf): 'His arm has grown long.'
Change!
'Hey, that tickles!'
Chnage!
'His arm has been set fire to.'
Line 5(said by Legolas, on page 571): 'I will come, if I have the fortune.'
Change!
'I will run away, to save my own ass.'
Change!
'I will go, but you must frag me there, kicking and screaming.'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 6(action, page 378) Legolas laid down his paddle and took up the bow that he had brought from Lorien.
Change!
Legolas smacked that Orc silly with his paddle.
Change!
Legolas paddled for his life.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 7(Aragorn, page 406) 'Have Orcs been here?'
Change!
'Has the Pizza Hut guy been here?'
Change!
'Has the guy refilled the vending machines yet?'
~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 8(action, page 406): Now they laid Boromir in the middle of the boat that was to bear him away.
Change!
Now they threw Boromir's corpse into the water after taking everything from his pockets.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 9(Sam, page 693): 'I'm going to wake him up.'
Change!
'I'm going to smack him silly.'
Change!
'I'm going to leave him here.'
~*~*~*~*~*~
Line 10(action, page 610): He took his master's hand and bent over it.
Change!
He took his master's hand and broke his fingers.
Change!
He took his master's hand, and smacked him silly with it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
A/N Ok, my first set. You can submit lines and stuff, if you want to.