Ok ive thought a lot about this, and so, every chapter ill add a new character to the story, todays will be my favourite froglop, cowiemoo! He like long strolls on the beach and cheese soufflés! YAY!!!!!!

Cowiemoo: YES and now that im on zaggas story I can finally build my road to fame!

Zagga: ah yes.. *whispers to cowiemoo* you foo! Im not that good of a writer!*

Cowiemoo: I WANT MY AGENT!

Zagga: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!

Cowiemoo: I WANT UR AGENT!

Zagga: I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!

Cowiemoo: I want that wig!

Zagga: CHEESE!!!!!!!!

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YES ITS ME! THE DISCLAIMER! And todays chapter is brought to you by! Mcdonalds yummy pudding pops!! The only way to fill your mouth with garbage!

Oh and I don't own anything in this story! Except the froglops *COPYRIGHT 2003*

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we come back to our story, barret arguing with the nurse for more laxatives.

barret: GIMME GIMME!

Nurse: NO! you've already had 52 in the past hour!

Barret: umm, no I haven't?

Nurse: *sighs and during that brief second of sighiness, THE DAMNED SIGH DID THE MOST AWFULL THING! YES THE NURSE WAS DISTRACTED BY HER WORK AND BARRET. *sob* JUMPED INTO THE LAXOTIVE TRAYS! NOO*

Barret: YIPPE! *eats chocolates by the handful*

Nurse: NO EVERYBODY RUN! HES GONNA EXPLODE!

Barret: huh, feels like im gonna explode!? *explodes*

Nurse: *sigh* AH NOT AGAIN!

And while the nurse was battling off barret from the lax-o-shakes, cloud couldn't help but notice shiny things in the sky.

Cloud: look, shiny things!

Yuffie: *oh and ive made it so yuffie speaks dyslexic* *backwards* ?that is what, yeah

Cloud: WHAT!!!!???

Yuffie: !!!COOK OLD YOU UP SHUT

Cloud: O_O!they look like flying monkey spoons of death!

Nurse: *sarcastic* it looks like your observation hasn't rotted away, like SPMETHIN ELSE THAT'S SHOWING!!!!!

Yuffie: CLOUD AWAY IT PUT!!

Cloud: WHAT! *kneals down*

All: AHH!!!! *runs*

Cloud: *jumping up and down* WHATS A MATTER!?

All: HISS!!!

All of a sudden a lone figure walks in from the artificial background of a western scene.

Cowiemoo: dam billboards!? *looks at cloud* _()!!!!!!! HISSSS

Yuffie: !!!LIVES YOUR FOR RUN

Cowiemoo: *giggles* look at mine!!!! *Shows everyone*

Cloud: *stares at cowiemoos* YAY! LETS JOIN THEM!

Cowiemoo: *giggle is faded away by computer noises*

Author: THAT'S IT!! CLOUD AND COWIEMOO! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING.DIGIMON TOYS TO MY FICS!!!!!!!

Cloud & cowiemoo: where sorry.

Author: you know they sicken and disgust yuffie the nurse and "all". And just for that! Im erasing cloud from my fiction!

Cloud: NO PLEASE DON'T!! *fades away slowly* IM SORRY!

Author: oh and cloud. YOUR ON CANDED CAMERA!!!!

All: *applauds and laughs*

Cowiemoo: SHUT UP! *he hisses at all*

Yuffie: idea my was it

Author: but your going anyway cloud! *zaps cloud and sephiroth comes in* YOU CANT HAVE A FIC WITHOUT SEPHY! *siyengo runs in and hugs sephy* DIE!!!! HISS!

*cowiemoo eats siyengo* MUAHAHAHA!!!! "ITS BONES IN MY STOMACH!!!"

all: -_-'''

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umm.. I don't know about yous but this chapter made me laugh!

R&R for me! Send ideas for the next character!