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Kagome arrived just around seven. She stepped out of her Mom's car, thanking her and walked up the steps to Sango's house. As she was walking, she could have sworn she heard muffled grunts that sounded strangely like Inuyasha and Miroku. She stopped to listen to her surroundings. "Hmm…must be my imagination." She resumed walking up to Sango's and was soon greeted inside.
Meanwhile Inuyasha and Miroku had been holding their breath; until they were sure Kagome was safely inside. When the door had been slammed shut, they both let out a relieved sigh. Miroku turned to his left to glare at Inuyasha.
"You didn't have to make that much noise!" Inuyasha snorted and crossed his arms. "Well if that godamn squirrel hadn't been throwing fucking acorns at me, then there wouldn't have been a problem!" Miroku couldn't help but chuckle at the face his friend was making.
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"Hey! Your room is even cleaner this time!" Kagome marveled at how Sango's room could be so clean, while her's was…eh… Sango shrugged and opened her bay window some to get a cool night's breeze. They didn't hesitate to begin their girl talk right away.
"Sango? Since when did you have an alarm system in your house? I didn't know you had gotten one." Sango laughed and said, "Miroku!" Kagome laughed along with her. "Oh, come on. He can't be that bad…"
"I wouldn't put it past him. You haven't been next-door neighbors with him since you were seven. You know how we met?" Kagome shook her head. "Well…"
*^Flashback^*
A little girl at the age of seven, carrying a bowl of Jell-o, walked up the steps of her new neighbors with her mother. The girl's mother pressed the doorbell and was soon greeted by a woman. The two ladies began to chat about how they were neighbors now and the girl's mother introduced her daughter. The girl bowed and spoke. "Hello, my name is Sango and this," The girl lifted the bowl up slightly. "This is our welcoming present."
"Why thank you." The woman smiled kindly. "Oh, my son is just about your age, why don't I introduce you to him." She turned around and called down the hallway. "Miroku! Come here!" A little boy with dark hair came running up beside his mother. "What is it?"
"I'd like you to meet our new neighbors." She gestured towards Sango. "Maybe the two of you can become friends." Miroku's mother went back to talk to Sango's. Sango nodded and held out her hand. "Hi! I'm Sango! You want to be friends?" Miroku took her hand and shook. "Yeah. I'm Miroku. Oh! What's that behind you?" Sango being the young, naïve girl she was, turned around to see nothing out of the ordinary. "I don't—HUH?!" Suddenly she felt some foreign intrusion on her bottom. Until she realized it was a hand…Miroku's hand… She turned around slowly, growling.
"You…you…!" Without even thinking, she found herself dumping all of that Jell-o onto Miroku's head plus backhanding him. Miroku stood there, just picking off some of the Jell-o off himself and eating it. Both mothers gasped. "Sango! Oh," Her mother turned back to Miroku's. "I'm so sorry! I'll have a talk with her." Miroku's mother nodded understandingly. "Actually, he deserves it. I'll talk with him too." Of course, later on, Sango had gotten a scolding for that, but she didn't care. It was all his fault!
And that was the day that Sango had learned the meaning of the word 'hentai'.
*^End Flashback^*
Kagome doubled over with laughter. "Oh…my…GOD! That's so funny!" "No it's not!" Sango huffed and crossed her arms. "Hentai…" She muttered. Kagome had regained her composure, and sat back up. "But that just shows, that even then, he had an interest in you." Sango coughed and looked away
When Sango had been taking Kagome down her memory lane, Miroku and Inuyasha were perched on the tree, listening intently. After Sango had finished, Miroku sighed. "Ahh, good times, good times…" He said with a far off look in his eyes. Inuyasha sweat dropped. "You mean you were a pervert even then?!" Miroku pretended to be hurt. Inuyasha dismissed it with a 'keh' that was a little too loud.
Kagome's ears perked up. "Hm?" She looked out the window suspiciously. "What's the matter?" Sango asked. "Well, I keep hearing Inuyasha's voice… When I walked up to your house and just now too." Sango looked towards the window too, narrowing her eyes. The tree seemed to rustle a bit. Like there were two big animals in it. "HMMmm…" Sango narrowed her eyes even more.
"You think it's really them?" Kagome whispered. "Most likely." Sango started to grin. "Kagome, play along with me and forgive me if it sounds corny." "Uh, sure." Sango moved closer to her window and said rather loudly: "Say! Kagome, now that I think about it, Miroku is pretty handsome and I would love to run my hands through his hair…and…"
Kagome face faulted. "R-really? You don't say…"
Miroku couldn't believe what he hearing. 'I have to make sure I'm hearing this correctly.' He thought to himself as he scooted even closer, tugging Inuyasha along. Sango kept talking and walked towards the window, and Miroku kept scooting closer. Closer and closer, until finally the poor branch leaned to far over and let them fall right into the window as Sango closed it.
The two girls flew into fits of laughter, at the sight of Inuyasha and Miroku's face pressed up against the window. Sango started to regain her breath and opened the window enough for them to climb in. Even after they had all sat down on Sango's floor, Kagome and Sango still giggled. Inuyasha made a sulky face and Miroku just sighed. "I still can't believe you fell for that, Miroku!" Sango exclaimed.
"You say that, but there must be some truth in it." Miroku started to grin…perverted at that. Sango felt her eye twitch and heat rise in her face. "N-no! Stop that!" After some mindless chatter later, Miroku decided to bring up a new subject. "So you guys…how about Truth or Dare?" As soon he said that, the room was filled with a grim aura. (I know, this idea sooo original)
"Um…"
"Ah…"
"Eh…"
"That's a yes then." Miroku looked to Inuyasha, who gave him a look that said You-just-HAD-to-pick-me-first!. "Truth or Dare, Inuyasha?" "Dare…" Inuyasha mentally screamed at himself. I am SO gonna regret this!! Miroku merely nodded. (the next line will be SUPER original!!!)
"Inuyasha, I dare you to kiss, Kagome." ^_______^
"WHAT?!?!?!" O____O
Oh god, I'm evil… ^^; *waits to be pelted with random, pain inflicting objects* But I finally got this god-forsaken chapter out!!!! *pumps fists in the air* YES!! Please review, because as of lately I could use a good cheerer upper. ^_^; Ja ne…