MUHAHAHAHAHHAH! CHAPTER TWO IS UP! I actually wrote this a while ago, but
really didn't want to publish it. Arg. I'm a terrible judge of my own work.
I hope you like this chapter! Please remember to review!!! Also, chapter
three should be done fairly soon. Thanks guys!
O yea...*deep, deep sigh* The disclaimer.. DISCLAIMER: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. (Although the whole plot thing is mine.) Well, you best get reading!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After an eventful day at the mall, Jack and his new friends made their way to the car. This time, in order to avoid another long argument full of wordy explanations, Jack hastily clicked his seatbelt on. During the ride home, Jack got to know his new friends a little better. They called themselves the Carson family. Judy Carson, the mom, was uptight. Jack made a mental note to get her some rum to loosen up a bit as soon as possible. The older of the two boys was James. Since Jack would be staying with the family for a few days at the least, it was decided that he would be sharing a room with James. Billy was the baby of the family, and worshiped Jack.
Before long, they were at the Carson family home. Judy, Jack, James, and Billy hopped out of the car and walked into the house from the front door. Jack stopped dead in his tracks as his mouth dropped open.
"Holy mother of pearl!" he whispered rather loudly. He was gaping at the young woman standing at the stairs. Her eyes were a stunning bright green, while she had wavy auburn hair. Her figure was shapely, but Jack pondered about what she was wearing. She had on a tight top with pants that came well above her knee; much unlike the spread-out, layered dresses in which he was used to seeing women wear.
"She must be in her underwear," Jack thought. He grinned.
"Ye didn't tell me ye had a lass in the house," he said to James.
"That's my sister, you moron," James replied in exasperation. "She just turned 18. A little young for you, don't you think?"
"Not at all," Jack muttered slyly and with a quirky smile as he moved towards the girl. He bowed, took her hand, then kissed it.
"And yer name, lass?"
"Rebecca, you can call me Becky," the girl said.
"Ay, a beautiful name for a beautiful woman, eh?" Jack grinned and tried to look as charming as possible, although he wasn't that handsome at the moment. With baggy trousers, rugged boots, a ripped shirt, and a grand cowboy hat on top of his greasy black hair, he was quite a sight. Becky just blushed.
"Kids, time for dinner," Judy interrupted. Jack followed the family into the dining room. The two boys of the family took a seat, but Jack, being the perfect gentleman, pulled out Becky's chair for her before she could sit down. Unused to the special treatment, Becky was completely oblivious to her chair's new position, and as she bent over to sit down, she missed the chair completely, landing directly on the floor.
Jack put on his best puppy-dog innocent face and calmly walked to his seat. The family proceeded with dinner as if nothing had happened.
The rest of the meal went fairly well. For the first time, Judy introduced Jack to some new friends.
"Jack: Meet the napkin," she said sarcastically. Jack was a mess. He had shrapnel of ham strewn about his pants, while sauce, bits of bread, and an unidentifiable piece of food smeared onto his face.
Jack just made a face, but hastily wiped his cheeks following the nasty look he got from Judy.
"Well, Jack, how was your first meal here with us?" Judy inquired.
"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm," was all Jack could say as he licked his fingers and curled the ends of his mustache.
All was well, and Jack stayed out of trouble.
Until they learned what the next promising day would bring. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEHEHHEHEHEHE. This chapter isn't really my favorite, but I'm hoping that all of you out there enjoyed it!!!! Please go review. (I always review every story I read.) Also, just a quick note, if you would like me to R+R your story, please just give me the link or tell me the title of your story that you would like me to R+R in your review of this story.
Alas, in the next chapter, Jack will learn a sport! MUAHAHAHA. Chapter 3 is going to be really funny.haha trust me.
O yea, a little note and a big thank you to my reviewer:
Twistedangel27: HAHA. It's so fun to reveal his more feminine side. And yes, I believe you spelled it correctly.
Suslin: THANKS! Yea, I like the cowboy hat part, too
EdnaTod: Thank you! I made sure to put another part mentioning seatbelts again in this chapter. :-D Hoped ya liked that :-P
Tinania Lindaleriel: HEHEHE. I'm pleased you enjoyed that part.
Ronluva: WOW!?! You couldn't think of anything stupid to say?? HAHA, that's a first. (j/k, j/k, j/k!!!) HEHEH Yea, it is cool to see them up here. This is my favorite fanfic.the other two I wrote are.lets just say, not my thing
joebxrgrl15: THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!!!!! And now you can judge for yourself if you like chapter 2. I changed it a whole bunch from the last time we talked, though.
readingfreak742: hehe, YAY! You can review now! And no, I will definitely not take it the wrong way. It's good for me to get some criticism. Also, I totally agree. Romantic fanfics are just not my thing. Comedy seems to agree with me much better. This chapter wasn't the funniest, but I think that you are going to like chapter 3 :-D
O yea...*deep, deep sigh* The disclaimer.. DISCLAIMER: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. (Although the whole plot thing is mine.) Well, you best get reading!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After an eventful day at the mall, Jack and his new friends made their way to the car. This time, in order to avoid another long argument full of wordy explanations, Jack hastily clicked his seatbelt on. During the ride home, Jack got to know his new friends a little better. They called themselves the Carson family. Judy Carson, the mom, was uptight. Jack made a mental note to get her some rum to loosen up a bit as soon as possible. The older of the two boys was James. Since Jack would be staying with the family for a few days at the least, it was decided that he would be sharing a room with James. Billy was the baby of the family, and worshiped Jack.
Before long, they were at the Carson family home. Judy, Jack, James, and Billy hopped out of the car and walked into the house from the front door. Jack stopped dead in his tracks as his mouth dropped open.
"Holy mother of pearl!" he whispered rather loudly. He was gaping at the young woman standing at the stairs. Her eyes were a stunning bright green, while she had wavy auburn hair. Her figure was shapely, but Jack pondered about what she was wearing. She had on a tight top with pants that came well above her knee; much unlike the spread-out, layered dresses in which he was used to seeing women wear.
"She must be in her underwear," Jack thought. He grinned.
"Ye didn't tell me ye had a lass in the house," he said to James.
"That's my sister, you moron," James replied in exasperation. "She just turned 18. A little young for you, don't you think?"
"Not at all," Jack muttered slyly and with a quirky smile as he moved towards the girl. He bowed, took her hand, then kissed it.
"And yer name, lass?"
"Rebecca, you can call me Becky," the girl said.
"Ay, a beautiful name for a beautiful woman, eh?" Jack grinned and tried to look as charming as possible, although he wasn't that handsome at the moment. With baggy trousers, rugged boots, a ripped shirt, and a grand cowboy hat on top of his greasy black hair, he was quite a sight. Becky just blushed.
"Kids, time for dinner," Judy interrupted. Jack followed the family into the dining room. The two boys of the family took a seat, but Jack, being the perfect gentleman, pulled out Becky's chair for her before she could sit down. Unused to the special treatment, Becky was completely oblivious to her chair's new position, and as she bent over to sit down, she missed the chair completely, landing directly on the floor.
Jack put on his best puppy-dog innocent face and calmly walked to his seat. The family proceeded with dinner as if nothing had happened.
The rest of the meal went fairly well. For the first time, Judy introduced Jack to some new friends.
"Jack: Meet the napkin," she said sarcastically. Jack was a mess. He had shrapnel of ham strewn about his pants, while sauce, bits of bread, and an unidentifiable piece of food smeared onto his face.
Jack just made a face, but hastily wiped his cheeks following the nasty look he got from Judy.
"Well, Jack, how was your first meal here with us?" Judy inquired.
"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm," was all Jack could say as he licked his fingers and curled the ends of his mustache.
All was well, and Jack stayed out of trouble.
Until they learned what the next promising day would bring. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEHEHHEHEHEHE. This chapter isn't really my favorite, but I'm hoping that all of you out there enjoyed it!!!! Please go review. (I always review every story I read.) Also, just a quick note, if you would like me to R+R your story, please just give me the link or tell me the title of your story that you would like me to R+R in your review of this story.
Alas, in the next chapter, Jack will learn a sport! MUAHAHAHA. Chapter 3 is going to be really funny.haha trust me.
O yea, a little note and a big thank you to my reviewer:
Twistedangel27: HAHA. It's so fun to reveal his more feminine side. And yes, I believe you spelled it correctly.
Suslin: THANKS! Yea, I like the cowboy hat part, too
EdnaTod: Thank you! I made sure to put another part mentioning seatbelts again in this chapter. :-D Hoped ya liked that :-P
Tinania Lindaleriel: HEHEHE. I'm pleased you enjoyed that part.
Ronluva: WOW!?! You couldn't think of anything stupid to say?? HAHA, that's a first. (j/k, j/k, j/k!!!) HEHEH Yea, it is cool to see them up here. This is my favorite fanfic.the other two I wrote are.lets just say, not my thing
joebxrgrl15: THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!!!!! And now you can judge for yourself if you like chapter 2. I changed it a whole bunch from the last time we talked, though.
readingfreak742: hehe, YAY! You can review now! And no, I will definitely not take it the wrong way. It's good for me to get some criticism. Also, I totally agree. Romantic fanfics are just not my thing. Comedy seems to agree with me much better. This chapter wasn't the funniest, but I think that you are going to like chapter 3 :-D