AN: Ok, I uploaded this and then took a moment and realised there was no disclaimer **faints in horror** so I thought I'd better clarify the point that I do NOT own the characters I never have don e and **sigh** never will (though I am planning to try) the only one I own is the narrator, my own chara Laralorn…
The Unseen Diary of the Fellowship's Forgotten Member
By Laralorn,
Daughter of Arathorn,
Sister of Aragorn,
Heir of Isildur.
Day 1: Hey, went to the Shire today with Gandalf saw a little hobbit going by the name of Frodo Baggins. Gandalf ruined the 'silent and dangerous Ranger' look by making me laugh. He kept going Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdorrrrrrrrrr… and spat ALL over the place. Silly hobbit fancier must remember not to roll his 'R's too much. After that my skulking surly look, which I taught Aragorn didn't work. No use trying to stay in the shadows and act menacingly-good when you can't stop your hysterical giggling!
It wasn't just Gandalf though, Frodo was sitting there, eyes wide open as though he'd been slapped in the face. Just too funny for words. Must remember to retell this to Halbarad and Elrohir. Arwen might like it too… we always laughed at stuff like that in Lothlorien. Galadriel had to split us up for it at one time.
NOTE TO SELF: - kidnap Aragorn's shaving foam… AND his shampoo!