Did you enjoy the last chapter? I hope you did. It was quite amusing to write. And now, because of that last chapter, this story actually has a POINT and a bit of a PLOT. This chapter should be better than the last, I'm hoping. Considering I always write the Beginning Author notes before I write the chapter...I'm not really all that sure. Oh well! Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything that is related to Pirates of the Caribbean or the Beatles or any other song lyrics mentioned/used. Because if I Did, I would be a VERY rich person.

O ya. T-Rose, a few lines in this chapter are variations of what you have said in real life. You'll see. :-D

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"He was just gone. I *told* you everything that happened before. He was pretending to be knocked out or something, and once he sat up and got mad at me, I waited for a sec, and then replied, but he was gone. Just gone." James slurred his words as he spoke. He had called his mom at a nearby payphone at the beach and explained everything.

"Okay, Becky and I were just driving home. We'll stop by home real quick, honey, and then we'll split up and search for Jack around town. You need to search the area around you, okay?" Judy explained. "Okay Sweetie, if you find anything, call me again. We'll find a way to notify you if we find him. Bye." And they hung up.

"Mmmm...okay, if I was Jack, *where* would I be?" James mumbled out loud. He searched a few liquor stores but had no luck. As he came to the last one in the area, he chatted with the manager of the store.

"Excuse me, Sir. I'm looking for my friend---he's new in town and doesn't know his way around. Perhaps you've seen him?" James asked hopefully. The manager was big and burly, with hairy arms but with hardly any hair on his head. He was wearing a greasy white apron and stained jeans.

"Description?" the man grunted.

"Well, he's about this tall," James said while showing the manager just about how tall Captain Jack was.

"And..." The man grunted again. "You gotta give me more than that, or else I ain't never gonna know if I've seen him"

"He was wearing red and yellow swim trunks, a white shirt, and a cowboy hat."

"Sorry, kid..."

"His name is Jack. Sparrow? Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Sorry kid, I don't know Jack."

"Thanks, Sir." And James headed out of the store. He continued on to some other shops within the vicinity. Again, he had no luck in the jewelry stores..or any stores, for that matter.

But off in the distance, James heard a voice that was carried with the wind from a few blocks away. He followed the voice and came to the door of some sort club.

"How about another Beatle's classic?!?!" a voice over a microphone said. The crowd inside the club went wild.

James walked in just in time to see Jack up on a stage, singing.

"All you need is love, love! LOVE is all you need. LOVE, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love. All you need is LOVE, all you need is LOVE, All you need is love, love. LOVE is all you need." He twirled around with the microphone as he sang.

"JACK!" James screamed. Everyone in the club turned to look what all of the commotion was about, and Jack stopped singing momentarily.

Of course, Jack was a bit tipsy. After a brief session of hiccups, Jack continued with his singing.

"Good day, sunshine! I need to laugh, and when the sun is out. I've got something I can laugh about! I feel good, in a special way, I'm in love and it's a sunny day! Good day sunshine, good day sunshine, good day sunshine!!!"

"Jack! Get down from there!" No one heard James screaming, for Jack had started another song.

"You say "Yes", I say "No". You say "Stop" and I say "Go, go, go"!!! Oh no. You say "Goodbye" and I say "Hello, hello, hello"!!! I don't know why you say "Goodbye",

I say "Hello, hello, hello". I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!"

"Jack, get off of there!" James tried again. But since no one was listening, James ran up to the stage and dragged Jack off of it and out of the club.

As they were on the street, Jack was still singing.

"Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye!"

James dragged Jack away, where he eventually stopped singing. They found a pay phone to call James' mom.

"Yea, Mom? I've found Jack...."

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Did you enjoy this chapter? Personally, I loved it. It was the most fun to write. And now, since I haven't done this in a long time (sorry!), I'd like to THANK ALL OF MY REVIEWERS! You guys totally rock!

On Chappie 3:

Gilraen Ar-Feiniel1: Ya, Speedos are gross, but I couldn't resist putting one into the story. Hehehehe.

ME LOVE RILEYS HAIR: I'm sorry it was so short! The next story I write will have nice, hefty chappies.

*sigh* Chappie 4:

Lishii: YAY! I'm so glad that you liked it. *Spaz*

Readingfreak: haha, now you know what happened to Jack! No, he didn't kill anyone.