Unseen Diary of the Fellowship's Forgotten Member

by Mariana1

Ok, this is my tribute to the very secret diaries (all hail CC) so there is no plagiarism intended. The adventures of the fellowship from an ousiders POV... (also, this includes the explanations for just WHY Aragorn's hair is greasy and he never shaves!)

3. DAy 3 Hobbits, beer and Nytol

AN: Thank you SOOOOOO much for reviewing. I didn't put this up yesterday because it was easter (DUH!) and easter is a time for celebration and chocolate (WOOHOO!) so now here's day three… R&R R&R R&R R&R

Day 3: Found Aragorn and delivered message, was at the inn with him by nightfall. Sat in corner doing our 'mysterious and intriguing strangers' bit. I was very good.

Stupid Hobbit put the One Ring on… idiotic hobbit, Other hobbit's seemed interested to find out that beer comes in pints. Not surprised seeing as they're only half-pints themselves. Aragorn didn't laugh when I told him about Morrrrdorrrr and Frrrroooodoooooo, he has NO sense of humour. I don't suppose it's a requisite in heirs, they just have to be able to tell one end of a sword from another and look good in a crown. Ha! I'd be 10 times better than he would. IF, that is, I wanted to be Queen… Galadriel always said that I would make a great Queen.

As I'm sitting here the hobbits are sleeping. There are 4 of them rather than 2, useless Gandalf, he never could count. Aragorn, or Strider as the folk round here call him, is sitting at the window. Must remember to get him some of Halbarad's Nytol. He's always had the WORST insomnia.

Stole Aragorn's shaving foam AND his shampoo… HA… that'll pay him back for using my best shirt to wipe orc blood off his sword AND for getting at me that time I complained about the things sleeping rough does to my hair! Let's see how HE likes greasy hair and stubble!