AN: Hey, sorry this took a few days but I'm (as usual) writing about a milllion other things, including an English essayso it had to wait… today's a bit short, but the excerpts do get longer as I go on. Please please PLEASE review… if you do I shall be ever in your debt and worship the ground you stand on.

Day 4: Woods again… I get tired of this, all year round, sleeping under bushes, wearing 15 layers of clothing. Hobbits are good fun, they asked me what was for supper… good joke! One of them is quite strange though, Sam. He worships the ground slapped face hobbit walks on. The other two are arguing about some carrot or other…hobbits are very strange. Nazgúl still abroad… thinking about getting myself a black horse, think it'd look pretty swish!

Aragorn moaned at me about stealing his shampoo and shaving foam but I wouldn't give them back coz he wouldn't apologise. Men can be SO immature!