AN: So I haven't updated in a while… I'm Sorry! I got dragged into many varied other things including exams and other fanfiction… sorry… but, please don't hold it against me and not review… there's one little button at the bottom and all it requires is a little click to send your thoughts to me… even if it is to say that I'm an awful writer and should stop subjecting the world to my horrendous works…
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Day 6: Arrived at Rivendell unscathed. Had big feast and enjoyed self greatly. Met some nice elves, hmmm… Elrond very pleasant but couldn't help noticing he was wearing Arwen's make-up and dress… purple really isn't his colour! And his hair smelled strange…
EUREKA! Arwen stole Aragorn's shampoo and gave it to him! I knew that the black riders wouldn't need it. Not entirely surprised, the only shampoo here smells all girlie, Elrond never liked being too obvious, whereas my brother's was carefully created to give him the smell of sweat and outdoors… far more manly than orange blossom. Which, by the way is what Aragorn had to use today! Hn! Enjoying my revenge greatly!
Day 7: Held council, sat and got ignored by people, all looking at Aragorn, damn him! Met Boromir, he thinks he's so great just coz he has the horn of Gondor… ha, one up on u mister 'I have a battle horn u don't' we have Narsil, or Andúril as it's now called:
We have the sword that was broken na ne na ne nana!
The hobbits all came of course, dumb hobbits. And then I got roped into going to Morrrrrrdorrrrrrr, why can't I learn to say no? Hobbits coming too, and a dwarf… nasty beard, and a poser of an elf, that seems to be a species trait. Though I must be nice about elves because I just lost 5 gems to Elrohir… Elves are such nice ppl! (d'ya think that'll do?) I haven't got 5 gems!
Aragorn is poncing around doing the 'I am the heir of the Kingdom' bit… lame!
Got to go! Have to pack and yell at Elrond for stealing Aragorn's shampoo, it's okay if I do it, I'm FAMILY! But him, he's nothing more than a cross dressing elf! Hn!
See ya!
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