AN: yet again… I DO NOT OWN THEM! I fully admit this… tho I do own Laralorn… hee hee! Now, you know the drill by now, it's on every piece of fanfiction around here… REVIEW! Please… pretty please?
Day 8: I SO hate being here… the elves keep on coming up to me and telling me not to walk on the grass… In Lorien you can do whatever u want… Elrond had a word with me today… says I shouldn't go with the fellowship coz I'm female and could get hurt. Sexist elf. Surely HE understands that Aragorn is COMPLETELY useless without me!?
All he can do on his own is prance about and hold a sword… he'd probably get lost if I'm not there to hold his hand… yeah I can hear u yelling… Gandalf's there… but that pervy Hobbit fancier, he's gonna be too busy stroking Frrroooodooooo's hair to notice ANYTHING! Boromir's an idiot and incompetent, Legolas spends all his time with a mirror in his hand and Gimli… he's too busy trying to look fierce (and failing miserably) the hobbits… Merry and Pippin, comedy value- sure but they think with their stomachs, Sam's way too obsessed with keeping EVRY1 away from Frrrroooodooooo and the ring-bearer all he can do is look shocked or upset…. Fat lot of use that'll be in Morrrrrrdorrrrr. Nope I'm going, or the quest'll never work… I'd like to see them manage without me!