Disclaimer: OK, from now on I can't be bothered to put this every time so can you all just accept I don't own them… please…
AN: Sorry about the long delay everybody, but I had exams, then holiday… so I was a wee bit busy. But now I am back… and it's something like 131 days till RotK isn't it… and I dunno how many till TTT on DVD… YIPPEEEEEE ah well here you are:
Day 9: Whoopee! We're gonna leave tomorrow… orc hunting! Yay, I got my sword out of the big chest, and my Dúnadain cloak and brooch… not allowed to take horse, or Aragorn's Shampoo… Elrond's being mean! Arwen says she'll try and smuggle it to me, she's sick of his either greasy or fragrant… Ewww… hair. I tried to get his shaving foam as well but seems that Elrond's having a bit of trouble with his human half coming through!
Ha… Elrond with stubble… great picture… really great… I'll be laughing about that all day!
Gandalf warned me that we would be facing great perils and that I was not required to come… but we all know what'll happen if I don't… don't we… It'll fail, miserably… Dumb wizard should try thinking with his head instead of his…ahem!
Elladar and Elrohir took me out hunting this morning… had a good laugh about Morrrrdorrrrr and Their father with stubble….
Should probably go remind Aragorn that fighting is about WINNING, not impressing the Hobbits… see ya!