Alanna
A/N: not a real Mary Sue. I was just reaaaly bored when I wrote this....
Alana walked into the room. She had been invited to Fowl Manner for a party. Artemis had invited all his classmates from the private school. She walked to the snack bar and took a cup of punch. She daintily sipped it. Artemis came over and said hello who are you.
'I'm Allana who are you?"
'I'm Artemis Fowl."
"Wow. What are your hobbies."
"I like to play chess. I can beat anyone in 6 moves."
"Really. I bet you couldn't beat me."
So they played and played and Allanna beat Art emis every time. She killed him. She murdered him.
They continued to do intulectual stuff, like look through telescopes and read highly advanced textbooks like "quantam physics for newbies"
Then they went swimming. Allana just realised how handsome artemis looked. His pale skin, his loveley visage, his dark hair.
Artemis felt the same way about Alana. Wow what pretty hair and eyes she has he thought. So pretty....
Artemis aproched Alana. he accidentally splashed her in the eyes and got her eyes all filled with chlorine. owwwww she said. you hurt me.
oh my gawd im so sorry! said artemis. he took her in his arms and sucked out the chlorine in her eyes. he also sucked out her eyeballs.
oh my god i'm sooooo sorry exclaimed artemis.
its ok said alana, who grew back new ones. im fine, kiss me.
so they kissed.
the end
A/N: haha my piece of crap