AN: Oooh dear, I forgot to update… **looks around warily for Merry and Pippin** please don't attack me… pretty please… I'll update quickly now… most of my coursework for school's out of the way. I'm sorry… please continue to review… pretty please… I also apologise for the Boromir bashing, it's not that I don't like the guy… it's just… umm… the character doesn't. Well, she doesn't like anyone really so he's one of the crowd.
Thank yous to:
Celtic Dawn star, my most devoted reviewer **salaams and hands over a plate of cookies**
Bulegristwen, I'M SORRY! Please don't kill me, I'm updating, I'm updating…
Day 11: Tried to go over Caradhras today… stupid plan! Guess whose… Aragorn's that's right.
Boromir's looking embarrassed now, probably because when Legolas asked why I was running around on my knees I told him it was so Boromir would look a my face not my chest… loudly! Hmm… serves him right, ignorant pillock! Tried to have a decent conversation with him, but as usual pretty one sided. Boromir, it turns out, doesn't only fancy hobbits… couldn't stop staring at my breasts. Had to crouch to dwarf height to break his view. Shall avoid conversations with him in future… I do HAVE a head y'know! Very angry!
At the moment we're sitting around waiting for Gandalf to figure out how to get into Moria… boring! He says he doesn't know how he could forget it… pretty obvious Gandalf, UR ANCIENT!!!!!!
I don't really like Moria, dark, dead mines really AREN'T my thing! Aragorn seems to be worried about it. He never liked Moria either. We always try to avoid it at all costs when rangering… is that a word, ah who cares! I know I don't.