AN- Damn I'm bad at the updating thing! I really should do it more often but I get so tied up in stuff and… I'm sorry! Very very very very very sorry?! Ok, don't talk to me then, but I wanna get all this out b4 RotK comes out (ie 17th December) so I'm putting out 2 entries now and probably a whole load more soon… Please please please r&r… I'll love you forever if you do…
Day 12: Stuck in Moria, dark dank and completely dead… literally, down here… waiting for Gandalf to remember the way out, BORING! Tried to play cards with Legolas but complained the whole way through that it was too dark to see his mirror…then, when I won he yelled at me for cheating. ME, cheat?… hmm maybe a little, but it IS a life skill! All Rangers cheat, it's why Bree-folk don't like us!
I then tried Boromir, but, true to form he was completely pig-headed and his cheating was SO obvious! I know, I know, I cheated too… but COME ON!!!! You don't need elf sight to tell that when he dropped the pack on the floor he checked out the cards, or that the aces were marked. INCOMPETENT!
Aragorn seems to be enjoying not washing his hair or shaving… plan backfired, DAMMIT!
Gandalf looks thoughtful, he must be in great pain!.. Frodo looks a little shocked, perhaps I should ask him why… Nah, he always looks like that!
WOOHOO! He's remembered… gotta go!
Day 13: Unlucky for some… unlucky for us and Gandalf certainly… We were attacked in Moria, all Pippin's fault… dumb Hobbit. First we were ambushed by goblins, with their own cave-troll! And then as we were escaping a balrog decided we looked like easy prey. Gandalf though he could take it on on his own… Istari! They NEVER know what's good for them! And stood on the bridge of Khazadúm, shouting 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'… his last words were 'Fly you fools!' fancy calling ME a fool! MOI! I can see the others but ME! How rude! I am insulted… that's it, he's off the list of people we shall invite to Aragorn's coronation… Hn!
I must remember to tell Galadriel that by bird post… she always likes to know things before she should so she looks clever. Which bird is faster… pigeon, eagle… I dunno…. Who really cares.