Alanna Chapter 2
Allana was going home. turn on this corner she said to the driver.
When she walked in the door, her sisters Marideth (Mary for short) and Suzan (Sue for short)
hi they said in unison. Hi said allanna. I met this really cool boy called far-tee-miss said alanna. He is soooo hot his body tempurature is 120 degrees celcius!
wow that is hot said mary and sue in unison. (again) where does he live?
"in fowl manor, ireland."
so the two sisters booted alanna out the 30th story window of their apartment and hijacked a plane to ireland.
"this is your captian speaking, non stop flight from chicago to dublin, ire- aaaack"
mary did a judo chop across his windpipe. sue did a judo chop to his blah blah yea umm u know.
mary flew the plane in a zigzag while sue poured diet pepsi down everyones nose.
when then got into dublin airspace mary and sue pointed the plane at the ground then jumped out. the plane blew up but mary and sue, perfect GIs, floated to the ground. Sue disconnected here parachute too early though, so sue broke her leg.
she hobbled like a hobo to the taxi, and they drove to fowl manor. they bypassed the security of fowl manor, because they were trained as military bomb deactivators.
then they rendered artemis unconsios and took his wallet.