AN And another chapter… entry… whatever… And there are only 23 more days till RotK comes out! YAY! And my friends gone and got the extended TTT DVD and I can't watch it until she's seen it like 50 times… grrr ah well, r&R but, b4 that…
Thank yous!:
Jess: I think hilarious may be a bit of an over statement of my talent, but THANK YOU! Have a One ring shaped cookie!
Fhire: Typing typing typing… please don't kill me… pretty please! **Hides behind Aragorn and looks out** meep! Here you can have a Legolas shaped cookie **throws cookie from hiding place**
Lumien: Updating! As instructed… aren't I a good authoress… here have some hobbit cookies…
Day 15: WHOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! No more ring and I get to go kick some serious orc butt! PLUS, Boromir can't annoy me any more… OKAY!!!! So I didn't really want him to die and I'm very very sad but but… but… HE'S DEAD!!!! HE STOLE MY THUNDER!!! I go around killing orcs.. 18! 18 orcs! And I get NO recognition but all HE has to do is DIE… how is THAT fair?!
ORCS MUST DIE ORCS MUST DIE ORCS MUST D… you get the idea…hmmm… orc meat, I've never tasted it, wonder… RANCID… I bet! It is ORC flesh anyway!
Hmm, I still haven't explained about the no more ring bit have I? Well slapped-face hobbit took the ring to Morrrrrrdorrrrrrrr on his own… yeah, so he had Sam with him, like his faithful puppy is actually gonna be able to do anything other than stare lovingly at him anyway!
They don't even know the WAY to Morrrrrrdorrrrrr! STUPID HOBBITS! And STUPID Aragorn for letting them go! He is SO dumb… they cannot win! The quest is doomed and we are all gonna die! Morbid I know but TRUE! Those two hobbits haven't enough brains between them to know which way East is, let alone find their way to The cracks of Doom!
I wish they weren't called that! It's so melodramatic! You expect to hear thunder rolling and see forks of lightning! Sauron probably thought it sounded stylish, or maybe the Great Enemy named them! Whoever it was is childish and adolescent! NO, I do not mean it was Gandalf!
Aragorn says we gotta run if we wanna catch up with the orcs, who BTW have kidnapped Merry and Pippin, the only people now with us are Legolas and Gimli… pretty-boy and fuzzz-monster!