AN: And I'm here, back again, and updating far more often these days… woohoo! And I'd like to thank all my wonderful wonderful reviewers, every single one of them, no matter when they reviewed, but special thanks to those who reviewed the last chapter… lumien and jess, again… wow! I have some good reviewers! Now they're had cookies… umm, here an 'I've-been-slapped-in-the-face-and-my-eyes-are-really-big' Frodo plushie.. **hands over plushies** Now review review review!!!
Day 16: Can't… run… much… longer… Been chasing orcs for AGES!!!! No rest no food… However… I can run faster than Gimli!!!!!! That's always encouraging. Legolas and Aragorn look like idiots running off like that… we're never gonna catch up with the orcs… They don't NEED sleep… it comes from being evil ***s. They'll just keep on going… they've probably already eaten Merry and Pippin.
Ewwww Hobbit meat… I bet that's tough!
My legs are aching like crazy and I can hardly breathe. Gimli looks worse though… I think he might dehydrate, coz of the armour he's wearing. He doesn't look too good… keeps on muttering to himself. Think he may be going insane, running too much is obviously bad for the mind. I should warn Legolas, when he's finished prancing about like the poser he is! Maybe not, could be fun to see an insane elf wandering around shooting things.
Well… probably not if the thing he was shooting at was you… on second thoughts, better just stop running. Be better for EVERY one, my brother can't afford to lose any more brain cells!