AN: HEY! I'm back, didja miss me? No… hmph, well I'm gonna go again! :P Nah, too fun to stay here. And before I put the entry in, I should warn you - I DON'T LIKE EOWYN- so please don't flame me about that…
First replies to reviews,
Pandagrrl: Yeah, I know, no remorse about Merry and Pippin, but you have ta remember just how selfish this girl is. The hobbits weren't about to steal her thunder any more than Boromir should have done. Here, to make up for it, you can have Merry and Pippin plushies… **hands over plushies** and cookies? Here have more cookies **hands over plate of Hobbit cookies** and course I don't mind you linking me! Please do!
Celtic Dawn Star- you're back, I thought you'd disappeared WELCOME BACK! ^_^ and here, for beinmg such a nice reviewer, I got Laralorn to nick Anduril here, it's yours **hands over Anduril**
Lumien: glad ya liked it, and I can't leave you out, oh wonderful reviewer- have Legolas bow (but don't tell him I gave it to you) **hands over bow**
Sweetlittlecherry- great to see you got an account, and reviewed. Now you can have… uh, GIMLI'S AXE! **hands over axe**
And now, back to the far more interesting, Laralorn
Day 18: In Edoras… having to keep my brother's attention away from the blonde… really annoying, she thinks she could kick my ass?… like hell she could! WE had to leave our weapons outside the door so we got to kick ass hand to hand… which was cool… I've never seen an elf or a dwarf do that before!
The King is being a COMPLETE idiot… 'I will not risk open war…' like you have any goddam choice, Rohan is between Mordor and Isengard, the orcs and wild men sent by Saruman are pillaging and destroying his land and people… FIGHT DAMN YOU! He is SUCH a coward! I mean c'mon… he's been possessed by Saruman, you'd think he'd realise that the only way he's gonna get out of this with his country and his life intact is by fighting, and then he has the cheek to say that he's the person incharge here not us? (well Aragorn anyway, but that is NOT the point!)
The blonde is REALLY getting on my nerves now… she asked me how it was I was accepted as a fighter… I had to tell her the whole story about learning from elves and rangers in Lorien and then sneaking about hunting orcs at night in the wilds until the orc I was following turned out to be my brother… really quite embarrassing! But anyway… found Aragorn some Rohirrim shampoo and shaving foam but it got nicked by Legolas… What does he need shaving foam for anyway… I asked him and he said he was afraid he was gonna get stubble… and the he wouldn't be the prettiest member of the fellowship anymore… Ahem! Gotta go, Blondie's making the moves on my brother!
READ AND REVIEW **runs off being chased by Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn who want their weapons back**