AN: And so here it is… with 9 days left to go… **choruses of angels singing Hallelujah**
Thankyous go to Celtid Dawn star, who gets a limited edition plushie of the eye of Sauron **hands over plushie**
Please R&R! thanks…
Day 21: HEY Aragorn's back! Turns out he wasn't dead after all, he just had a drop I popularity so decided to throw himself off a cliff in order to boost his ratings. Apparently he's been taking polls from a trial group of Rohirrim and he'd just fallen from 90% popularity to 89% popularity and Gimli had gained some! REALLY weird…
Swears that Arwen woke him up, this is partially good coz it means that he's forgetting blondie but also bad coz he's hallucinating! Hmmm… maybe I should have words with him about seeing things that don't really exist! Then he said that he woke up kissing his horse… REALLY freaky! That just isn't right! He also said that he heard Arwen singing… I think the near death experience got the better of him… he's finally cracked!
His entrance was pretty good though… that huge, dramatically pushing open the double doors. Inspired! Legolas told him he looked awful- true. Gimli said he was lucky- true. I told him he was an annoying, suicidal, arrogant b******- perhaps the most true of the lot!
He also told us that there were 10000 Uruk coming- he saw them! Fun, fun fun! Ah well… all the more for me to slaughter! Personally I know what the outcome is gonna be… 300 against 10000…. We are SO gonna win! EVERYBODY's getting ready… from 7 year olds to 90 year olds… most of the equipment and armour is only held together by rust… bad thing! Legolas says we're doomed… always look on the bright side… If we're doomed at least we can take down a few of them while we're at it!