AN: I am so sorry I didn't update this sooner, but I had mountains of work to do, Year 11 is a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE YEAR! An I can tell you that I'm going to be revising pretty much all of the Christmas holidays, which, frankly, suck! Damn Mock GCSEs… grrrr but, This is the second to last part of the Two Towers, the next part should be posted tomorrow as, yay, it's the last day of school and we finish early… but this gives me a chance to get Return of the King sorted… YAY! (I SAW IT LAST NIGHT!!! AND IT ROCKS!!!!! ALL WORSHIP ROTK!!!!!) anyone who wants to join the H.A.S. (Halbarad appreciation society) and appreciation society to everyone who was in the books but sadly did not make it to the final cut of the film… please tell me… I am making a yahoo!group for it! (I'm so sad)
Fri- YAY I made another person laugh! This is good… this is very good. I'm funny! MWAHAHAHAHA Bow before my funniness! **hands over doll of Gandalf in a Santa hat** time to get Christmassy!
Celtic Dawn Star- THANK YOU! Here, have this… ^_^ **hands over doll of Aragorn in a reindeer suit** lol!
Lumien- Aragorn, nitwit… hell yeah! Though I really should tell you that on every single test I take I come out as Aragorn, it's freaky! Now, for noticing that little fact…. Have… LEGOLAS AS AN ANGEL!!!! Heh heh! **hands over legolas angel doll**
Day 22: HELLO! Freezing my ASS off up here. We're on the walls of Helms deep watching an army of Uruk advance toward us… so nice to know that we're being noticed… Legolas Gimli and Aragorn are up here too, as is Haldir. Had a long conversation about the lack of hygiene among Rohan men with him and how Legoals stole The stuff I gave to Aragorn, and that he'd almost died which is why he smelt when he hugged Haldir… He agrees with me that Legolas is a prancing ninny, as did many of the other elves… but still quite cool. Oh yeah! The reason Haldir's here coz Elrond (my nearly Father) and Galadriel (not my nearly mother, she just taught me a lot) felt sorry for us and realised that even if they ARE going to the havens they still have to face Sauron sometime… So now we have an extra 200 or summat elvish archers backing us up… so nice to know!
It's so FUNNY watching Gimli try to see over the ramparts… he's hopping about like mad. Legolas and I are having trouble keeping straight faces. Aragorn's just come over, warned me not to drop my diary in the fight that's about to start… as if I need to be warned… Good thing I can understand Elvish… comes from growing up in Rivendell and Lothlorien… Aragorn's shouting all the instructions in it. Why couldn't the elves learn the common tongue for heavens sake? Annoying immortal beings! Nice armour though… I prefer leather myself… more manoueverable.
To all my reviewers to this chapter… the embarrassing photos taken that show what really happened in Rivendell… **evil grin**