AN: and another chapter, not the next ay, sorry… an sorry that my d isn't being very nice toay. But here it is, the en of the Two Towers, I just gotta hope that I can remember RotK now… **sheepish grin**
Thankyous:
Lumien- nah, on't worry, I am a nitwit lol! I'm wasting time taking LotR character quizzes aren't I? And thank you so much for Legolas knives, I think I'll just go try them out… **evil grin** in return have… An OLIPHAUNT PLUSHIE… I'd give you a real one, but I think it might squash you…
Sweetlittlecherry- Thanks for still reaing… I'm very much obliged **bows** now… a gift for a reviewer… have… Ganalf's staff… **hans over staff**
Oh and to everyboy reaing this who oesn't know yrch= orcs in elvish… I just like the wor, sorry!
Day 23: Phewph! What a day so far and it's only lunchtime! I'd better start with the battle that's where I broke off last time isn't it… well… to put it simply I kicked ass. 53 Uruks died !!!! Well that isn't all, but that's the amount I killed! It was SUCH a great fight! First we shot them with arrows… easy, then the put up the ladders, which we kicked down! And they climbed up so we kicked their asses… then they blew up the wall… hmmm, the only time Legolas misses is when he's firing at the orc with the fire brand running to light the blowy-uppy powder (as Gandalf told me and Aragorn it was called)… Are you sensing that he's in league with the enemy? I would if I hadn't seen the shield sliding stunt he pulled… GREAT. I wanna do it! Basically he jumped on a shield and slid down the stairs shooting yrch then he jumped off sent the shield flying and that killed another orc… it was SO cool! I was sword fighting then on the floor just inside Helms deep. Many yrch died! I was just getting into the swing of things when Theoden ordered us to retreat! RETREAT! How DARE he tell me to retreat?! I am a daughter of Elendil, one of the Dunadain of the North he hasn't got the authority to order ME around! Only Aragorn does… so he did! As we were running back, Haldir got stabbed! And the his head got chopped in two… EVIL YRCH!!!!!! How dare they! Haldir was my FRIEND those ignorant IDIOTS! They will pay for that… and they did! So we retreated, but the orcs were breaking through the door Theoden asked Aragorn and Gimli to go outside and keep em busy… as no one was looking I went to!… there was this door built in a couple of metres from the path in, and it was open… Those yrch areSO dumb… didn't they realise that they could have got in much easier there? Strange people… very strange… only they're not people they're yrch! Difficult to remember who I can classify as people and who I can't in this world… Hmm, I'll have to ask Gandalf.
Lots of our people died… But then Aragorn decided that… like the heroes we are… we'd do one last final charge and… like the heroes we will be remembered as… die! He is SUCH a fool! So we rode out and pushed the orcs off the path… and as we were riding away from Helms deep we saw Gandalf on the eastern approach and then behind him came Eomer and the rest of the Rohirrim… they kicked orc butt! WE fought with them and together we polished off the rest… Great fight! SO Aragorn wasn't being quite so stupid or maybe it was just luck… he seems to have a lot of it, or maybe it's just that he has a destiny to fulfill! Well… whatever he has, it's annoying!
I wonder how Frodo and Sam are getting on in Mordor, and Pippin and Merry with the Ents? I bet they're having fun! Apparently, according to Gandalf again, Ents take five hours to say hello! Well I'm sure I'll find out sooner or later!
Well that's that then…the battle of Helms deep is now over… it's just about to get interesting!