If I owned the Matrix the Twins would not be assassins, they would be strippers. And wear fuzzy white bunny fur G-strings and high-heeled silver patent leather thigh length boots with white bows on the heels. And Agent Smith would wear a purple corset. And Niobe would have more screen time as an even bigger bad-ass. Her outfit is already mighty fine, no need to change. Yow! Niobe chases the Twins through the streets of the City. Their high- heeled boots click click click quickly away, their fuzzy bunny fur G- strings working between twin muscular buttocks. Smith steps out from behind a tenement, the suppleness of his waist accentuated by the tightness of his purple corset. He sets off in pursuit, but faints due to the effects of the corset. Damn it's hard being beautiful.

The school principal's face tightens into a snarl as she pumps out slug after slug out of her Desert Eagle.

Agent Thompson moves forward, but waits to shoot.

Mara twists her body right, then left then bends then straightens-she avoids all the bullets, not even a scratch.

She runs along the wall, leaps and lands on the bloody cafeteria table then spins around landing a kick to the side of the Principal's head.

She is moving too fast for a normal person to see much but a blur.

The principal's head snaps to the side and blood and a couple of teeth spray out of her mouth. The front of her jumper is not speckled with blood, and the smiley face pin on her collar looks more like one of those parodies that's been shot in the head.

Mara jumps over Thompson, lands, turns with one leg extended and drops the Principal to the ground. She follows up with her blades only to have to duck gunfire from Thompson.

This time she gets hit, a shot through the right thigh, but instead of Mara shifting form to heal, the area over the bullet hole seems to blur and then the wound is gone. This, paradoxically, costs her more than a full shift but is quicker, better in a fight.

The Principal is up but staggering a bit. Mara changes one of her swords for a knife then throws it at the Principal. It hits her in the groin, severing the femoral artery. Mara runs over dodging bullets from Agent Thompson, grabs the knife and twists it deeper, really opens up the wound. She grabs the Principal and uses her body as a shield as she absorbs the power from the program's death and backs away from Agent Thompson.

The Principal slumps onto Mara, Mara's leather now coated with blood from the waist down, speckled all over from the femoral spray as the Principal's heart pumped out her pseudo life. She throws the body at Thompson and it slams him into one of the cafeteria pillars. Bricks explode out from the impact and Thompson's clothes are now covered with the Principal's blood as well.

Mara slips her swords back into her hands, then crouches in a fighting stance. She knows that Thompson's weapon is out of bullets, plus she wants to see what this new version can do.

Thompson advances purposefully towards her, his face a snarl. As soon as Mara is within reach, he attempts to punch her. She twists her body to avoid him, reaches out and grabs his sunglasses, then steps away and places them on her own face.

Thompson throws another punch and this one connects knocking her into the wall.

Mara goes "OOOF!" then lands on her ass on the ground. There is blood on the wall, but you can't tell if it's Mara's or the blood drying on her clothes. She is up before he gets to her and kicks him in the face.

His head snaps back and blood sprays from his nose. Mara follows up with kick to the kneecap. The knee bends back until you hear a crack and the leg gives way. The Agent screams, but doesn't get to leave the body. Mara steps forward, grabs him by the throat and as he attempts to leave she absorbs him. It looks as if he drains into the skin of her hand becoming gradually the face of the human he possessed.

Coach Jones looks up and sees a tall blood covered woman standing over him smiling right before he passes out from the pain. When he wakes up in the hospital, everyone assumes he is raving until they look at the security camera tape.

Then they all forget it happened, except Jones has a reoccurring dream of being underwater and being saved by a woman in a white bathing suit.