The 12 Days of Christmas, LOTR-style

Disclaimer: The original song, 'The 12 Days of Christmas', is not mine. Neither are any of the following characters. I make no money. Satisfied?

A/N: I know they don't have Christmas in Middle Earth, but please bear with me. This is very short. Just a brief idea I had, so please humour me – and enjoy. I had to use things that would roughly fit in with the rhythm of the song. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows, as always.

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On the FIRST day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- The golden One Ring of Power.

On the SECOND day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Two dark towers, and…

On the THIRD day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Three millenia of fear…

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Four hungry hobbits…

On the FIFTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Five hasty Ents…

On the SIXTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Six hundred thousand Orcs…

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Seven palantíri…

On the EIGHTH day of Chritmas, Sauron gave to me:

- An eight-legged monster…

On the NINTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Nine hooded Nazgûl…

On the TENTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Ten thousand Uruk-hai…

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Eleven major battles…

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me:

- Twelve barrels of smoke-leaf,

- Eleven major battles,

- Ten thousand Uruk-hai,

- Nine hooded Nazgûl,

- An eight-legged monster,

- Seven palantíri,

- Six hundred thousand Orcs,

- Five hasty Ents;

- Four hungry hobbits,

- Three millenia of fear,

- Two dark towers,

- AND The golden One Ring of Power.

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