Hello, and once again I have screwed my soul and given it to the Naruto Characters.

NC: Ewww, it's slimy.

Author: ...Okay, I'm not that-

Naruto: It smells funny too! ::pinches nose::

Author: Let's just get this over with before Sasuke gets a hold of the lyrics.

Sasuke: Mmmf? ::has whole riceball in his mouth::

Author: =_= Well, he'll find out soon enough... ::starts to sing::

Sasuke: ???

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Sasuke the Chuunin Ninja

"Sasuke the Chuunin Ninja/ Had a very shiny knife/ And if you ever saw it/ You would scream and run for your life,/

All of the other ninjas/ Scream and run and start to bleed/ Yelling at all the villagers,/ "Watch out for that Sasuke!!!"/

Then one foggy day in hell/ Itachi came to say,/ "Sasuke with your knife so bright,/ Won't you kick my ass tonight?"/

All of the other ninjas/ Laughed and shouted out with glee,/ "Sasuke the Chuunin Ninja,/ He's the end of Itachi!!!" "

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Sasuke: Yess! I killed Itachi! ::thinks:: Although that was extremely stupid... I killed Itachi!

Itachi: I'm right here, dobe.

Sasuke: KYAAAAAAAAA!!! ::runs for his life::

Naruto: That 'dobe' thing must run in the family.

Author: Okay, that was weird... ::reads over lyrics:: Okay, I made Sasuke kill Itachi, but- ::whispers:: I still like him! ::giggles:: I just like him for who he is, not because he's hot. ::thinks to self:: Well, that's one reason, but...

Itachi: ::pops out of nowhere:: Thank you! ::squeezes me in a hug:: SOMEONE APPRECIATES ME FOR WHO I AM!!!

Kakashi: You're breaking her back.

Author: Damn... straight... ::gasps for air::

Itachi: Whoops, sorry. ::lets go::

Author: X_X

Next Chapter!

The Twelve Days of Shinobi! I will ruin all with these lyrics! (The Twelve Days of Christmas)