Ain't I so cute? With my fuzzy brown hair?
My name's Kuriboh, the 'lil Fiend so fair.
I may not look like much, with barely any defense or attack.
But discard me from your hand, and LP you won't lack!

Am I easy to get? Am I available to those who dare?
Hardly! In fact I'm actually Super Rare!
But hey! I'm worth the while, and the wait.
I can help you delay or deny a bad Fate.

My kawaii eyes are so cute, so misleading, so deceptive.
And yet my audience is so receptive.

Ain't I so cute? Me and my wide sparkly eyes?
I'm just Kuriboh, a 'lil thing that somehow flies.