I believe that all plot bunnies must be shot because otherwise they'd rule the world! That is my excuse if you think that this is an extremely bad fic.
Lily's Ten Commandments
Hi, my name is Lily Evans. I have shoulder length hair and bright green eyes and I have a stalker. His name is James and Potter; and I hate him!!! I break a lot of promises (that's why nobody tells me their secrets and to be honest I don't blame them!) but there's one I'll never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever break, that is that I promise that I'll NEVER go out with James Potter. Reasons? You want reasons? Fine, I'll give you reasons:
1.) I hate him. (This is probably the most obvious one.)
2.) He has never had a girlfriend since… ever! I don't want to be his first girlfriend his parents might want to meet me! (Ok, he did have a girlfriend once but it didn't last very long.)
3.) He pranks EVERYBODY. (Ok, I prank too sometimes but I do feel a bit guilty afterwards and confess that I did it.)
4.) He doesn't even fancy me! (Ok, I hope that he doesn't fancy me but you get what I mean.)
5.) He is the most conceited ma – I mean boy I have ever met! (And I've met Gilderoy Lockhart!)
6.) He wears REALLY thick glasses, HAHA! (I know that he can't control that and it was shallow and immature of me to say that but I feel in that kind of mood today.)
7.) He has very scruffy hair. (Now this he CAN control, hasn't he ever heard of a comb?)
8.) I hate him. (Oh wait; I all ready said that.)
Now do you know why? I'm sure there is tons more stuff I could add to the list later. You know what? Even though it's June I'll think I'll write my New Year Resolutions… TEN COMMANDMENT STYLE!!!!
Thou shall ignore James Potter. (That was easy!)
Thou shall not be mean to thy sister. (It'll be hard!)
Thou shall keep secrets. (I'm expecting WAY too much of myself.)
Thou shall not eat twenty pounds of chocolate when thou are bored. (Now I'm asking for a miracle!)
Thou shall watch tongue. (That's a good one!)
Thou shall not date James Potter. (Duh!)
Thou shall find World peace. (Now I'm just getting ridiculous!)
Thou shall not use magic for selfish purposes. (That really is one that I should keep.)
Thou shall be nice to everybody. (Am I actually using these words correctly at the right times?)
Thou shall not smack James Potter. (Am I crazy?!)
I personally think this list sucks. I probably did it all wrong and now I have to go to bed!
See you later,
Lily
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This was a very silly idea but I used it anyway. And did I use the words correctly?
Please review!