Lee Christmas is living the simple life, and he thinks he's enjoying it. After fighting in the War, he just wants to spend his time fixing cars and loving his wife, Rita Vrataski. It all gets shattered when a young Expendable, John Smilee, shows up and tells him news that he never thought he'd hear: Barney's alive, and he's in trouble. Will they be able to save him?

When Rita gets Lee Christmas on her team, she doesn't know what to expect. Together, they battle in Verdun where Rita is inflicted with the Alpha's blood. Realizing her new power, Lee and Rita work to end the war of the Mimics, but as they get closer to each other, Rita realizes that it is possible to find love during a war.

When his mother and step father die not too long after the War with the Giants and Gaea when he's seventeen. He goes to New Orleans to live with his Uncle and mother's older Half brother. How will he get along with his Uncle's team, just what secret is Tool hiding? Rated T for safety.

The Expendables have lived through a lotta crap, but never in their lifetime did any of them even consider a portal to Mars or zombies or the apocalypse happening in their lifetime. This came about from a dream with my OC Roxy B. meeting Gunner and there were zombies. Rated M for language, some sexual references, violence, gore. This is also posted @ AO3, under MissDawes.

Megan has a life she's happy with. An owner of an ice skating ring, a family she adores, and friends she would do anything for. But her life will turn upside down when someone from her past shows up to cause her trouble. With this visit, nothing will be the same again. Rated T for now, but may change in the future.

Takes place during Expendables 3 and New Moon. Bella is actually Barney Ross' daughter and has been a part of the Expendables since she was fifteen. She is as skilled as her father and her uncle's. Full Summary inside.

Death... that doesn't matter. What matters is that you went out doing something worth it. We don't choose when we die. But we can choose how to spend our life, and for Jake Jensen and Sky Christmas, they've already made that choice... no matter how much they suffer in the process. Sequel to 'The Kids Are Alright'.

No one ever said having kids was easy. Especially not when the two kids in question are Jake Jensen—certified genius, motor-mouth, and son of 'the Viking', Gunnar Jensen—and Sky Christmas—sarcastic, determined, and daughter of 'Knives Out', Lee Christmas. Throw these two kids together in a house full of mercenaries as guardians and you're in for a fun ride. One-Shot Series!

A fanfiction about rescuing president

Based off the tv series, the war continues between the Republic and Sepratists as the Expendables do whatever they can to help in the war by doing critical missions and creating an army of their own to help the Republic

Combat specialist Rosa Gearings used to be part of the US Marines till she was 17. Now she works with Barney Ross and his crew. The Autobots need their help. Who knows what can happen. M for future chapters and character death.

Being surrounded by guns and knives in their home would frighten most children. Having family that killed for a living would be horrifying to most children. Knowing that there was a possibility that your family might not make it back on their mission would lead most children to depression. Jake Jensen and Sky Christmas weren't most children.

The Expendables in Remnant. WARNING reading this story might be bad for your brain and stuff. Not gonna have all the characters. Enjoy, comments and criticism welcome.

Jabba the Hutt's son has been kidnapped as Jabba has asked the assistance of the jedi, the council then sends Anakin Skywalker, the Expendables, and Anakin's new apprentice Ahsoka Tano to rescue him.

10 years after the events of Naboo, Senator Padme Amidala is being hunted down by an assassin and its up to jedi master Obi Wan Kenobi and his padawan Anakin Skywalker and the Expendables to make sure she is safe and they will soon discover a secret army created by the Republic.

The Trade Federation is having a Blockade over Naboo, and is secretly planning an invasion, now its up to two jedi and a group of mercenaries to stop them. Sorry guys, wont be the same Expendable members

Our two favorite mercenary groups finally joined together in a story! While on different missions, each Team is separately captured and put into an unknown camp. They must escape before they all die or lose their minds.

Darcy goes to visit Barney Ross. Slight cursing

Every story has a hero. This one... doesn't. When they escape the island and Smee stays behind, Hook must choose to either walk away or welcome his left-hand man back on-board. Rated aaRrr for Pirate.

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It's what Christmas wants to tell Barney this is all over. Providing working with their new partners doesn't kill him first. Meanwhile - Galloway uses NEST to send the wrong mercenaries to to deal with Cybertronians. Unfortunately for Ratchet he's the mech sent to keep the mercenaries alive. Takes place before TF:RotF and after the first Expendables

Rupert Pelham hires the Expendables to kill his last living enemy: the woman who destroyed his drug empire, who killed nearly all of his men, and who walked away. What will happen when they discover his reputation for treachery? BarneyxOC

Even self-rescuing princesses could use a strong shoulder to lean on sometimes.

All Toni Stark expected when she went to her favorite bistro was a quiet night of sipping cocktails and eating steak. She didn't expect to catch wind of a mercenary's fight with his girlfriend... Sorry it's short! It was a drabble I did for a friend and I was so proud I wanted to share it : Enjoy!

Sometimes, you need someone who lived through it too...