WHAT IF BELLA HAD LIED TO THE CULLENS ABOUT WHO SHE WAS? WHAT IF HER REAL NAME WAS ALLISON VERNON WILLIAMS? WHAT IF SHE LIED TO EDWARD ABOUT NOT HAVING A BOYFRIEND? WHAT IF HIS NAME WAS WADE "CRY BABY" WALKER? WHAT IF SHE LIED ABOUT BEING A VIRGIN? WELL YOUR JUST GONNA HAVE TO READ TO FIND OUT.

Based upon several characters portrayed by the one and only Johnny Depp. Jack Sparrow becomes stranded on a strange coast when The Pearl runs ashore and gets help from a few very interesting characters, gaining friends in the end. Similar to "Bananas" fic

Angel and his gang meet Buffy who is a square angel likes her despite having her grandmother and Riley interfere while Buffy goes to her talent show and sings until angel comes and gets her from her home to hear him sing and she becomes a drape.