Ok so Sesame Street is like half a century old so I made my first fic about it and its kinda random like the show (Not For Kids) Contains swearing, sex jokes, and more mature content brought to you by the number 69 (I do not own Sesame Street I only own the story)

Oscar has always been known for being Sesame Street’s no fun and very mean grouch. However today was different. He decided to actually help someone for once. Impiled friendship between Big Bird and Oscar (well not to Oscar, he still doesn’t like Big Bird). Dedicated to the great Caroll Spinney.

Elmo discovers a horrible truth

Circa 1996-1997. Grover goes to Gina's Family Day Care Center for his first day, and Gabi keeps her parents up with her endless demands while sleeping over at Big Bird's nest tonight.

I used to love the Waiter Grover/Mr Johnson sketches from classic Sesame Street. Here's one of my own! Sesame Street and its characters are copyright Sesame Workshop and no attempt is made to subvert this or any other copyright.

Why does Bert have to start his morning like this?

Ernie tells Bert a Knock-Knock joke.

Today I'm reviewing a Season 21 episode of the longest running kids show in my country.

Elmo wishes for a fairy named Abby Cadabby to appear, so he decided to use his magic wand to do it.

Kermit tells everybody to save a frog's life.

Bert shoes his squishy banana shoes to Ernie.

"You're A Pigeon" sung by Bert from Sesame Street. A song parody based on the original "All Star" by Smash Mouth.

Elmo, Big Bird, Zoe and their friends take the stage to delight and entertain everyone at Beacon Theater. Circa 1994 (Season 26).

Based on the original Wilkins Coffee commercial called Bandwagon.

Based on the Wilkins Coffee commercial called The Human Cannonball.

Ernie transforms into a duck with help from Stephen's machine. Ernie must find a way to turn himself back to normal again.

Boomer Monster was shocked by that name before the actual eating machines put it on the cookie sheet that Cookie Monster had. Boomer thinks it's a bad phrase.

Cookie Monster squashed Ernie flat while taking the cookies.

Cookie Monster doesn't always eats cookies, but when he does, it's when he's hungry.

Since Hoots the Owl likes jazz, Oscar would seem to like jazz to start off his day.

Ernie plays go fish with Guy Smiley and it looks like he's winning.

Bert thinks Cookie Monster's cookie crunching gives him a headache.

We'll be continuing this story tomorrow. We've got other plans. This is also a SpongeBob SquarePants parody of Life of Crime which aired on May 5th, 2001.

Sesame Street was once a paradise. Now it was a war zone.

I wonder what Slimy will think of this show...