Hermione Granger: Gryffindor, trusted friend of the Chosen One, member of the Order of the Phoenix, the brains behind the Golden Trio, and newspaper journalist. Draco Malfoy: Slytherin, chool rival of the Chose One, (former) Death Eater, the only brains amidst his group of friends (ahem, Crabbe and Goyle), and advertising executive. What happens when they're put together?