A/N: Thanks Kt for checking this without pay. Um I realize that quite the few of you brought up the point that it shouldn't take this long to post chapters of TSLoK. I know that, and I blame South Park, man. I was still recovering from the ep where the Elephant mated with the Pig so there could be mini elephants roaming around. I laughed my ass off 'till it broke. So I spent the time recovering thus not being able to write anything funny. *laughs* So Phuckin' Funny. Mini Elephants. HA!

Using Your Head Again

"I'm going to kill you," yelled 'Special' as she got up from the floor.

Kit laughed and ran away.

Phoebe became angrier. She twirled into the kitchen with fury. Ol' Phoebe returned this time skipping in with a butcher knife.

Kit saw this and chuckled from her hiding spot. "Oh stupid 'Special' and her shiny objects."

(A/N: The Following words are exchange. Warning please don't crap in your 'dacks'! ~ Kit)(Heh. Oh that Kit ~ KT)

'Special': "Argh don't call me that! I'm not stupid, I'm the smartest person in the world. Now come out you furball and let me hack you to bits!"

Kit: "NO!!"

'Special' : "Please?"

Kit: "NO!!!"

'Special': "Come on, I said please!"

Kit: "NOOOOO!!!"

'Special': "You're mean. Why not?"

Kit: "You're attempting to kill me!!!"

'Special': "So?"

Kit: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" (B/N - Beta's note - Shee Kit, overpunctuate much? ~ KT) (So!!! ~ Kit)

'Special': "Come one, just come out. I promise I won't hurt you."

Kit: "Oh yeah, well than put the knife back into the kitchen."

'Special': "No."

Kit: "Then NO! You fool."

'Special': "PLEASE COME OUT."

Kit: "SHUT UP!"

'Special': "Make me."

"Fine-" Kit comes out from her hiding spot so quickly that Phoebe didn't see Kit pick up the Kickball. All Phoebe saw was the Kickball coming straight to her face and being 'Special' and all had no time to react. Bam! Bitc *cough* Witch went dowwwnn. "Damn I have good aim." Kit said.

Kit went to her kickball when she notice the butcher knife. Smirking Kit grabbed the knife and started chopping Phoebe's hair.

After Kit was done. Phoebe awoke and immediately went to the mirror to see her face. The kickball did hit her pretty hard.

Kit laughs really hard when she sees the fugly look on dear ol' 'Special' s face. It was priceless.

"'Special' , I'm glad you like it. I put a lot of thought into chopping random sections of your left side and leaving your right side alone. It's truly a work of Kit."

"Maaaaaaaaa!!!! I'm going to kill you!"

"You don't have the knife!"

"So, I don't need the knife-"

"Wait! 'Special' , what that?" Kit points past Phoebe's head. 'Special' looks and then BAM! The kickball hits smack-dab at Phoebe's fat head.

Phoebe falls on her face.

Kit laughs a lot and then leaves.

Oh that Kit, you're such the bad ass.