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Animal Instincts

Starring Kit

Kit wants to go fishing, but instead of lake there's the manor and instead of fishes, there's one 'special.'

Standing at the top of the landing Kit, in her fishing getup, hooks Phoebes' precious "working girl" shoe to her fishing rod. Kit then throws the shoe overboard.

Coincidently near the bottom of the staircase is our favorite? 'Special' talking on her cell phone.

Cadunck!

Luckily for us Kit threw the sucker with much force that the heel of the shoe went through 'Special's hollow head. Good Kit.

Phoebe wavers after being hit. Angered that her cell phone went out of her hand Phoebe pulls the bloody shoe out of her head. Then Phoebe moves and growls like T-Rex 'cause you know that 'Special' is well... um... extremely 'special' now.

Anyhoo Kit can't believe that 'Special' is alive and kicking. Sighing Kit winds the fishing line pulling the shoe off.

"Blasted 'Special'," Kit shouts as she runs down the stairs carrying her fishing pole with her.

Still acting like a dinosaur Phoebe has her hands curled forward and pulled up to her shoulders and her knees slightly bent. (What a 'special'!) 'Special' takes her animal act further by swaying from side to side with her head moving in all directions. Phoebe then adds the final touch of growling like Gary when he has nothing to eat.

Kit comes to face 'Special'saurus using her fishing pole as a spear. Kit jerks her spear a couple of times playing with Phoebesaurus's head. Finally Kit puts some effort with her makeshift spear poking the hell out of 'Special'saurus.

Though 'Special'saurus doesn't give up. She keeps on growling slowly getting tired of being poked to bugs in hell.

Kit then finishes Phoebe off by using her spear as a javelin nailing 'Special' to the wall.

Oh that Kit, way to kill Phoebesaurus!