A/N: It's christmas! yay! Here's a song that sorta popped into my head last night. The song is sung in the POV of Aragorn during the Two Towers. It's really stupid, but I thought it was funny.
GIMLI GOT RUN OVER BY A RINGWRAITH
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
He'd been eating too much lembas,
It gave him an awful energy rush!
We told him not to run off alone,
But the stubborn dwarf ran off into the brush.
When we found him the next morning,
At the scene of the event.
There were hoof marks in his armor,
And the handle of his axe was badly bent.
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
Now were all so proud of Legolas,
He deals so well with death of friends.
Sitting around, and making arrows,
with the points carved in the shape of Gimli's head...
The quest is different without Gimli...
We're all tensed up for attack!
(Theoden: Aren't we always?)
(Legolas: Aw, shut up.)
But one question that still lingers:
Should we bury him with his stuff, or keep his axe?
(Haldir: Keep the axe! It's more use to us anyway!)
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
Eowyn has no one to joke with,
and it's just so awfully weird,
that now I see her dress and notice,
that the color matched the hair in Gimli's beard...
I've warned all the men of Rohan,
"Better watch, or you'll be killed
By a horseman who takes orders
from a jeweler who's an eye atop a hill!"
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
GIMLI GOT RUN OVER BY A RINGWRAITH
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
He'd been eating too much lembas,
It gave him an awful energy rush!
We told him not to run off alone,
But the stubborn dwarf ran off into the brush.
When we found him the next morning,
At the scene of the event.
There were hoof marks in his armor,
And the handle of his axe was badly bent.
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
Now were all so proud of Legolas,
He deals so well with death of friends.
Sitting around, and making arrows,
with the points carved in the shape of Gimli's head...
The quest is different without Gimli...
We're all tensed up for attack!
(Theoden: Aren't we always?)
(Legolas: Aw, shut up.)
But one question that still lingers:
Should we bury him with his stuff, or keep his axe?
(Haldir: Keep the axe! It's more use to us anyway!)
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
Eowyn has no one to joke with,
and it's just so awfully weird,
that now I see her dress and notice,
that the color matched the hair in Gimli's beard...
I've warned all the men of Rohan,
"Better watch, or you'll be killed
By a horseman who takes orders
from a jeweler who's an eye atop a hill!"
Gimli got run over by a Ringwraith,
walking through the forest late one eve,
You can say there's no big threat from Sauron,
but as for me and Legolas, we believe!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!