*sniffle.* I don't own him. WAAAAHHHH!!!!

I'm writing these short stories for no reason. Enjoy!

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The Dog and the Girl

One day, a girl named Kikyo was up a tree, hiding the Shikon Jewel in her mouth. Her enemy, Inuyasha, showed up. He looked strange. He began complementing her on everything complementable. He ended his string of "love" with,

"Now if only you could sing."

Kikyo was angry. She immediately opened her mouth and sang. The Shikon Jewel fell from her mouth and Inuyasha ran off with it.

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This is a spoof of Aesop's "The Fox and the Crow." Go Aesop. I don't own that story either. In fact, I don't WANT to own it.