*sniffle.* I don't own him. WAAAAHHHH!!!!
This is a redo of the original (see prev. chap) and I'm only doing it because I hate Kikyo, and I'm sure there are others out there who agree that she should STAY DEAD!!!
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The Dog and the Girl
One day, a girl named Kikyo was up a tree, hiding the Shikon Jewel in her mouth. Her enemy, Inuyasha, showed up. He looked strange. He began complementing her on everything complementable. He ended his string of "love" with,
"Now if only you could sing."
Kikyo was angry. She immediately opened her mouth and sang. The Shikon Jewel fell into her throat. She choked and died. Inuyasha ran off with the jewel.
Three years later. Inuyasha came upon the place where Kikyo died three years ago. Her remains were nowhere to be found.
"Oh, wait." says Inuyasha. "I ATE her remains, so she'll stay dead!"
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This is/was a spoof of Aesop's "The Fox and the Crow." Go Aesop. I don't own that story either. And, uh, please don't flame me for the Kikyo-hating stuff, which would be mean. Don't be mean.
This is a redo of the original (see prev. chap) and I'm only doing it because I hate Kikyo, and I'm sure there are others out there who agree that she should STAY DEAD!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Dog and the Girl
One day, a girl named Kikyo was up a tree, hiding the Shikon Jewel in her mouth. Her enemy, Inuyasha, showed up. He looked strange. He began complementing her on everything complementable. He ended his string of "love" with,
"Now if only you could sing."
Kikyo was angry. She immediately opened her mouth and sang. The Shikon Jewel fell into her throat. She choked and died. Inuyasha ran off with the jewel.
Three years later. Inuyasha came upon the place where Kikyo died three years ago. Her remains were nowhere to be found.
"Oh, wait." says Inuyasha. "I ATE her remains, so she'll stay dead!"
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This is/was a spoof of Aesop's "The Fox and the Crow." Go Aesop. I don't own that story either. And, uh, please don't flame me for the Kikyo-hating stuff, which would be mean. Don't be mean.