Okay, disclaimer is on the first chapter..... But I give you all strict
warning: YAOI IN THIS CHAPTER. Read at you're disgression..... other than
that, you can blame Becca for pushing me to finish this. For all of you who
chose to burn and disfigure your minds on the rest of this story, enjoy....
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"Um, you do realize Mr.Krabs," Squidward muttered akwardly, "that you are touching my face...."
"Aie lad, I do," he replied, leaning ever closer to the now cringing squid. Squidward opened his mouth to attempt nagotation for his freedom, but was abruptly cut short by the kiss that Mr.Krabs quickly forced apon him.
"The patties didn't burn too bad, Mr Krabs." Spongebob commented gleefully as he entered the room. "I managed to save most of them- OH MY GOSH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!??!?"
Mr.Krabs quickly pulled away and quickly looked over the hardwood seat. Squidward sat very still, his mind still absorbing the previous events.
"Mr.Krabs... are you... are you..." Spongebob muttered in complete horror and confusion.
"Spongebob! It's not how it looks.... uh... I was just... um.... Squidward just needed some help fixing his uniform, that's all lad," Mr.Krabs excused, his words and face jumbled in complete suprise.
"Oh, okay. For a second there I thought that you two were doing something else.... oh well. Back to work!" Spongebob left the room as gleefully as he had come in.
"Whew!" Mr.Krabs sighed in relief. "The boy's a little short minded, don't you agree Mr.Squidward?" Squidward nodded in a silent reply, his face still burning a violent red.
Mr.Krabs leaned down once more and continued his romantic attack apon the employee once more, this time aiming for his slightly sweat-drenched neck.
~~~Sometime later that day........~~~~
Squidward layed still on the office floor, his body aching from the waist down. He quickly reached for his shirt he heard the door swing open with a ear-splitting creek. Mr.Krabs quickly entered and slammed the door shut behind himself.
"You feeling alright, Mr.Squidward?" He asked in a concerned tone, his stub-like feet quickly bushing the floor as he came closer to his quickly-dressing employee.
"I guess I'm okay..." Squidward replied, his head eventually coming out of the neck in his shirt. He rubbed his back as he slowly got to his feet using the desk as a balance.
"Good. Now get back to work! I ain't gonna let you slack off anymore today!"
Squidward grumbled as he slowly made his way to the door.
"Oh, and squidward?" Mr.Krabs asked, his voice once again regaining it's gentle tone.
"Yes?" Squidward replied grumpliy, stopping in the doorway only to hear the sound of his pirating employer to speak.
"Stop by my house a bit later... Me daughter Pearl's goin' out and a bed is a lot more comfy than a resurant floor...."
Squidward stared at his newfound lover suprisingly. "Aie aie, captain!" He relpyied, slightly embarassed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GAHH!!!! Someone... please... shoot me... I can't believe I finished it..... Becca, you owe me big time.... I hope you enjoyed the story.... I think.... please excuse all the spelling and grammar errors... I have no spell-check and also no desire to force my friends to proof read this, thus forcing them to kill me....... Check out my other stories too^^
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"Um, you do realize Mr.Krabs," Squidward muttered akwardly, "that you are touching my face...."
"Aie lad, I do," he replied, leaning ever closer to the now cringing squid. Squidward opened his mouth to attempt nagotation for his freedom, but was abruptly cut short by the kiss that Mr.Krabs quickly forced apon him.
"The patties didn't burn too bad, Mr Krabs." Spongebob commented gleefully as he entered the room. "I managed to save most of them- OH MY GOSH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!??!?"
Mr.Krabs quickly pulled away and quickly looked over the hardwood seat. Squidward sat very still, his mind still absorbing the previous events.
"Mr.Krabs... are you... are you..." Spongebob muttered in complete horror and confusion.
"Spongebob! It's not how it looks.... uh... I was just... um.... Squidward just needed some help fixing his uniform, that's all lad," Mr.Krabs excused, his words and face jumbled in complete suprise.
"Oh, okay. For a second there I thought that you two were doing something else.... oh well. Back to work!" Spongebob left the room as gleefully as he had come in.
"Whew!" Mr.Krabs sighed in relief. "The boy's a little short minded, don't you agree Mr.Squidward?" Squidward nodded in a silent reply, his face still burning a violent red.
Mr.Krabs leaned down once more and continued his romantic attack apon the employee once more, this time aiming for his slightly sweat-drenched neck.
~~~Sometime later that day........~~~~
Squidward layed still on the office floor, his body aching from the waist down. He quickly reached for his shirt he heard the door swing open with a ear-splitting creek. Mr.Krabs quickly entered and slammed the door shut behind himself.
"You feeling alright, Mr.Squidward?" He asked in a concerned tone, his stub-like feet quickly bushing the floor as he came closer to his quickly-dressing employee.
"I guess I'm okay..." Squidward replied, his head eventually coming out of the neck in his shirt. He rubbed his back as he slowly got to his feet using the desk as a balance.
"Good. Now get back to work! I ain't gonna let you slack off anymore today!"
Squidward grumbled as he slowly made his way to the door.
"Oh, and squidward?" Mr.Krabs asked, his voice once again regaining it's gentle tone.
"Yes?" Squidward replied grumpliy, stopping in the doorway only to hear the sound of his pirating employer to speak.
"Stop by my house a bit later... Me daughter Pearl's goin' out and a bed is a lot more comfy than a resurant floor...."
Squidward stared at his newfound lover suprisingly. "Aie aie, captain!" He relpyied, slightly embarassed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GAHH!!!! Someone... please... shoot me... I can't believe I finished it..... Becca, you owe me big time.... I hope you enjoyed the story.... I think.... please excuse all the spelling and grammar errors... I have no spell-check and also no desire to force my friends to proof read this, thus forcing them to kill me....... Check out my other stories too^^